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fuck you and your friends

When you insult someone by sayin "fuck you and your friends", which could also mean, that you don't wanna hang with thoes bitches
Like"fuck you and your friends, I'm don't need you bitches "
by Newbitch September 16, 2020
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friend homework

Watching all the videos/clips that your friend sends you on, what is usually, a social media app that has a doom-scrolling feature like Tiktok on Instagram. This can measure from a few videos to hundreds a day due to how addictive/entertaining the select app is.
“I regret adding them back on Tiktok, I wake up to hundreds of videos of friend homework from them in my messages!”
by the real verity willis December 21, 2023
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friend famine

Friend Famine is a widespread scarcity of real true friends caused by several factors, including them being users time-wasters, I freeloaders,

backstabber frenemy fake friends that leave you to rot while having made their own amusement without you not needing your money a ride in your car somewhere to stay..
It's funny, now it's the weekend I'm broke, have no money, wages car place to stay no one will talk to me, I'm getting g proper ghosted again I'm in proper friend famine this weekend again.
by Jamie Cheese son of the uni December 21, 2024
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Trojan Horse Friend

Someone who befriends one friend by pretending to enjoy their interest to secretly infiltrate an entire group of friends for false acceptance due to being a shitty person to begin with. Along with this is being a compulsive liar and hating conflict but will also spread ideas and fake thoughts about others to that one person and their group for fuller acceptance and building false trust. Also threatens to beat someone's ass in private but when confronted acts like a little bitch.
Person 1: 'What the fuck is John doing with that guy and his friends?'
Person 2: 'Oh, he is just being a trojan horse friend to get away from his own loneliness.'
by rodlikestoparty July 6, 2018
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Local Friend

When you consider someone a friend, based on location.
when they live close by you will hangout and see them, if they ever move away, goodbye have a nice life.
Not good enough friends to even consider travelling to visit.
Since *fucktard* moved to *shitholetown* I really lost touch, too bad its 45 minutes away.
He was really just a Local Friend.
by SurfingChef March 12, 2010
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Friends

"Bruh have you seen lisa?"
"Who's lisa?"
"The chick with no friends"
"Who is she?"
"Its a he"
by notfrombasic December 9, 2015
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Best friend's brother

The Jegulus Fic™️ (written by zeppazariel)
person a: hey what are you reading?
person b: the best jegulus au to ever grace the earth
person a: oh best friend's brother?
person b: duh
by mrtellmeafuckingsecret May 24, 2022
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