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whats got your ruler in a bend

ruler are supposed to be straight so basically they are calling you fruity.
guy 1: he looks kinda hot

guy 2: oh? whats got your ruler in a bend today?
by Ryukzzzzzz June 28, 2021
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You know what that means, FISH

This is what you say when you are or become a retard. or it is a dumb joke.
You me, gas station. what are we getting for dinner? sushi of course! uh oh there was a ruffe in our gas station sushi. we blackout and wake up in a sewer, we're surrounded by fish. horny fish. You know what that means, FISH orgy. the stench drives in a bear, what do we do? we're gonna fight it. bear fight, bear handed, bear naked? oh yes please. we befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. then we ride it into a chucky cheese. dance, dance revolution. revolution? overthrow the government, uuuh I think so. next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, blackout again, wake up, do a bump, white out which I didn't know you could do. then I smoked a joint, greened out, then I turned into the sun, uh oh looks like the meth is kicking in, uuubgghhhugghhuuaaahhhhaahhhhAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
by RetroWave January 17, 2023
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Yeah, yeah; toes --- so what?!

Da amusedly-puzzled remark dat you make when someone wif a major foot-fetish is going all vocally-and-physically ga-ga over yer ten lower extremities.
Tolerant big-boned tomboy, perplexedly watching as her new main squeeze is having fun exclaimingly yanking her big feet back and forth like gear-shifts and delightedly flexing her ample rubbery double-jointed digits back at a right-angle in his savoring hands: Yeah, yeah; toes --- so what?!
by QuacksO August 9, 2024
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What the fever

What the fever is the P.C. way of saying What the fuck ever.
Classically, WTF translates to What the Fuck. Toss the ever on the end, and you've got WTFever. Break it down now, What the fever. P.C.
Sue: Hey Betty, if you eat that entire pint of ice cream you're gonna gain five lbs.
Betty: What the fever, this is delicious.

Jon: You want another shot, man?
Bob: what the fever. I'm down.
by isuzyou April 11, 2011
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what Pokémon is this

A phrase a person says who’s never seen a vagina before.
The first time I saw Lovely Peaches’s vagina I asked her, “What Pokémon is this?”
by Pokémon’sAndBeans December 10, 2023
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That's what grandma said

Similar to the phrase that's what she said except that it refers to an old grandma in an sexual comment.
Betty: I like being on top the most.

Shaun: That's what grandma said!
by Axel Grimm July 3, 2011
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