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The Black Lottery

The NFL and/or the NBA draft.
The black lottery is about to go down. Once he’s drafted #1, my man is going to get paid.
by J Bomb April 27, 2019
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Jack Black Special

When you fist your entire hand into a lady's anus, effectively making it unusable, and then using the same hand to finger her until she cums, and when she does, dump it in her asshole, and wait for her to take a shit, when she takes a shit, you take a shit in her asshole at the same time, when you are both finished, proceed to scoop up the entire mess into a jar, then release liquid nitrogen on the jar, have the entire thing freeze then break the jar, when the jar is broken, you shall feed the shattered jar to your pet and wait until it dies, once it is done, take the dog to your local chinese restaurant and force them (preferably by blackmail) to cook it, you then bring the cooked animal home, then combine it with the shitty cum thing from earlier, you then blend it, and give it as a smoothie to some niggers down the road, once they eat it and die, take their bodies home and eat all them niggers, remember those chinese chingtards from earlier? take them with you to watch you do the whole thing again in a few hours.

WARNING: LETHAL SHITS HAPPEN, IF THEY OCCUR TOO MUCH, GO SEE A DOCTOR YOU RACIST FAGGOT NIGGER CHOPSTICK LOOKING ASS.
"Yo Chad what ya did to ya gurl last nightz?"
"I gave her the Jack Black Special"
"I am calling the police."
by NIGGERMCMUFFINSHROOM May 8, 2019
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black cat

a cat that has black fur
person 1: what is a black cat
person 2: a cat that is black
by anonymous6496782 September 15, 2019
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Business black

A black that wears a suit and tie. Talks more like a white. Is able to say the word, “diesel.”
In Manhattan one can see business blacks on the subway or walking in the streets with a bright ivory smile.
by Wam satkins September 15, 2019
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Black Cat

Black Cat usually belonging to someone who encounters it and usually receives information on a certain situation that could be of manipulation to a person that is innocent black cat usually has dangerous sides seeing only his enemies and leading his Child out of the dark . Once you have made games on a child of this Spirit you will usually be gamed for life meaning the person who which the game was played on gets to make the endings for each and everyone of them that sucked a devils dick meaning you lose cause you aint sweet like honey and you definently dont get money and cat man can fight he usually terrorises his victims before he strings all of your sins on to your next generation and all your family so be careful of who you might play games on cause the cats in the tree are watching you and if you have ugly eyes they might just poke them out cause they urrrrrrrrggggggglllllllyyyyyyyy like your sister and your gay buddies murrrrderrr inc niggah bitch , Have some pufffet you sickkkkaaaaaaaaaaa
Definitely devoted to the one and only tiny pussy lips Black cat will be have dog by foot and hung like the rest of the shitnitskis
by She can sing man skinny too September 26, 2019
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black

black
black
by BlackMeaningDefinintion September 29, 2019
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Toe Nail Black Market

We secretly sell toe nails. Our company makes over 3 million dollars in revenue every month. Basically we are a secret underground black market that specializes in selling toe nail clippings.
Imma buy some toe nails from the toe nail black market. I will make a necklace out of them
by Kim song dune September 30, 2019
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