The volumptuous ball of doom

Circum to its power of burn in hell

Friend 1: hi dude whats that you're hol-

You: *smacks friend 1 with the volumptuous ball of doom*

You: the volumptuous ball of doom, circum to its power or burn in hell... peasant

by GentlePenguin November 7, 2019

texas wrecking ball

to swing you balls until you gain enough momentum to beat a your partner to a k.o

dude i gave sami a texas wrecking ball and she got a black eye

by daswagsack December 6, 2011

ball bag muncher

Somebody that gargles on a ball bag or many ball bags.

My Ex Girlfriend is a ball bag muncher

by PeachyyNess January 13, 2014

old balls club

An older (50+) wealthy man, worth dating

I saw this hot older guy, totally looks like he could be part of the OBC ... The "Old balls club"

by Mel_007 June 9, 2017

balled yo ass

A balled yo ass is when 1 partner insert his testicles into another partner's anus and it's mostly happens when your testicles are too squishy and wet to squish into her tight shit hole.

Guy: Damn i cummed all over my balls! I bet it will fit in her ass aswell
Girl: honey, why does it feels squishy inside
Guy: uh you know...
Girl: wait dont pop it or ill pregnant in less than 1 seconds of my life
Guy: sorry but I just ball balled yo ass!
The next 2 seconds
Guy's friend: yo bro ive never seen your wife is she ok?
Guy: uhh i just balled her ass and it popped like a tsar bomb so hard her pee hole stuck on the centre of my dick like a wedding ring and balls in her ass aswell.
Guy's friend: That's so fucking sexy how is she?
Guy: She died of too much sexual pleasure and i fuck her 72 hours a week
Like a fucking flesh doll
Guy friend's:can i use her aswell cus she's dead so nothing wrong with cheating right?
Guy: ye sure but make sure to balled her ass and makes fart and disgusting sounds while recording ok.
Guy's friend: ok ill try it out with a laxatives on my balls just so she can created the worst 72 hours diarrhea in the world till my balls turned into a kinder egg chocolate eggs.

by Caillou the anoying brat November 22, 2022

Cock & Ball Torture

A phrase used in any scenario in which fun is related.

-Alejandro: Was the park fun babe?
-Guillermo: Yeah! It was some real Cock & Ball Torture

by Avrg_Dick_Baby March 3, 2023

Tiny balls moment

A moment of realisation. Tiny balls moment comes from a Vine clip posted by comedy writer Graham Linehan. search: glinner tiny balls

I had a tiny balls moment when I realised you had PMT.

by cupboardy November 16, 2014