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friend zone

The state of a relationship between a girl and the guy who is perfect for her in every single way and who would most definitely make her the happiest woman on Earth but only gets to be friends with her because she only goes for guys with abs or rich dads. Yeah... Girls can be air-headed bitches.
Guy 1: Did you actually write down everything she ever said looks nice or wanted since the day you met her and got her everything you can afford from that list on her birthday.

Guy 2: Yes totally broke lol but it was worth it you should've seen how she smiled when she saw what i did.

Guy 1: you totally got out of the friend zone didn't you

Guy 2: she told me how exciting it was to have sex with her boyfriend in her room with all the things i got her and how they made her feel safe.

Guy 1: The Guy never called her again tho

Guy 2: So she's single ? great go for it man

Guy 1: I think she likes the guys' rich gym friend now

Guy 2: dude kill yourself seriously that's the only way your getting out of the friend zone .
by urbanson July 26, 2017
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Bunning friends

Friends that you only spend time with to bun together (smoke cannabis) because smoking can be a social activity, but you don't interact in other situations and your conversations revolve around nothing but drugs.
After I got sober, I realised most of my circle were just bunning friends and not real ones
by 345rtg3dd July 23, 2021
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Loner friends

Friends that can’t find any bf/gf so they just fuck each other
-Wanna be loner friends that fuck

- since we can’t find anyone else to sure
by Hellcat racer triangle man January 4, 2021
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Best friends

Shoving a ducks beak up your friends ass and eating it’s poo later
by Bsyesisk February 1, 2024
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Best friend's brother

The Jegulus Fic™️ (written by zeppazariel)
person a: hey what are you reading?
person b: the best jegulus au to ever grace the earth
person a: oh best friend's brother?
person b: duh
by mrtellmeafuckingsecret May 24, 2022
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Friend

Friends are just people you can get to carry things sometimes
My friend is carrying a couch so I can snuggle with my more then friend, that’s why friends are for am I right
by wenchhh November 25, 2021
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Offline friends

Someone who you know and hang around with in real life; the opposite of online friends.
Online friend: What your plans for next week?

Person: Gonna see my offline friends!
by Jack Spank9049 August 4, 2023
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