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jack wighton

A inbred that plays for Canberra Raiders most known for coward punching people because he is a gronk

He also in his spare time loves throwing intercept balls for Gagai and then goes home to his husband where he lives in the ground cause he is a grubby worm of society
I was playing some footy then i chucked a Jack Wighton

I'm a bit pissy imma go punch some people like Jack Wighton
by Frxnch July 20, 2019
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Jack

Jack is an amazing person and normally brags about having a huge dick. He normally gets all the ladies with his muscular build but also he may not have time for you as he is at the gym most days. Jack has an amazing personality and has dreamy blue eyes that will get your engines roaring!
Bob "There goes jack bragging about his big dick again"
Jeff "It's just jack"
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Jack n Coke

Jack n Coke is a highball cocktail made by mixing Jack Daniel's brand Tennessee whiskey with Coca-Cola. It's quite popular in the southern regions of the USA and the illegitimated state of Taiwan. The drink is somber in nature and is usually consumed by a man who is down on his luck and at his wits end. Study's have shown that 56% of avid Jack n Coke consumers will commit suicide at least once in there life. Study's have also shown that 3 in 5 members of AA had an addiction to Jack and Coke. The drink is commonly referred to in songs of the rock and hard rock genre as well as many country music songs. Its a Great drink for a night out on the town or some drinks with the boys! The first recorded consumer of Jack n Coke was John Lennon in 1976, just 4 years before he had killed himself.
Friend: Hey man how was that exam? do you think you passed?

Me: Well I'm drinking a Jack n Coke

Friend: So are you going out to party or will you be killing yourself this evening sir?
by penisadult November 24, 2021
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Jack

Someone who can run into a wall with a boner and break his nose first
Jack: Jesus i broke my nose
Darcy: What a jack moment
by Charizarding expert July 15, 2021
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Jack Modder

One juicy boy. You squeeze him and get an ounce of modder juice, very valuable, very juicy. Most voluptuous thighs in town. Defintion of perfect.
"That man's a Jack Modder"

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Jack-go-to-bed-at-noon

a periodic plant in the family Asteraceae, usually seen in Europe and North America
We should go outside, I hear some Jack-go-to-bed-at-noon are growing at this time!
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