Take one 

The favorite phrase of buisness executives and teenagers alike. "Take one" is often followed by the word free.
Can be found at trade shows and buisness/organization confrences: "take one" pencils and other miscellaneous items for advertising.
Can be found at high schools and doctors offices: "take one" packets on pregnancy, diseases, braces, and homosexuality (among other things).

While looking at the display covered in free information packets about things like avoiding pregnancy, Clara thought to her self "too bad i cant get a take one on how to give great head."

Take one by K to the I to the R December 25, 2005

Rule One 

A rule that states anything that results in any form of labor or risk should not be taken unless the amount of money your offered is to your liking

Only fight when you have been paid to do so

Never take a Favor...you get no money out of it

Everything....and everyone has a price....

This is Rule one

Rule One by Dragyn21 April 19, 2010

cold one with the boys 

acks go one down with the proof , 99 tricks up my sleeve, en o c l

Cold one with the boys tonight

cold one with the boys by Cprofne June 19, 2017

Hole In One 

Long distance attemtp at sexual intercourse.

Launching yourself as high as possible while your female partner in laying on the bed in a spread eagle and hope for the best...

1:I went for the Hole In One last night dawg..... and missed.
2:Damn that sucks

Hole In One by Danny Hopkins April 4, 2008

take a huge one 

While visiting a friend or relative or even attending a party, one elects to use the most accessible bathroom possible and completely decimate and destroy it with a monster dump. This is usually followed by a response of "Thanks man," "Comon," "Asshole, " or "Way to Fucking Go!"

Dave decided to take a huge one at the party last night and crippled the bathroom.

take a huge one by Maunas December 21, 2008

like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest 

To be consumed with a task, especially at work.

"Got time for a ciggie bro?"
"I wish. Way too busy at the moment."
"How busy?"
"Like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest."

like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest by Eustace Poor October 23, 2009

I am the one the one the one 

you are the one.

I am the one the one the one. Try to unscramble this message. I W I L L N O T L I V E T H A T L O N G P L E A S E H E L P

I am the one the one the one by GokuAnanta_SSJB May 19, 2020