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Del Valle High School

A very big school in the extreme city limits of east Austin, TX. Home to the Cardinals, hoodrats and potheads. This school is about 75% hispanic, 15% black, 9% white and 1% other, so good luck trying to make a diverse set of friends here. Their basketball and soccer teams are actually really good but they lack funding thanks to the district pouring most of the athletic funding towards the average football team. fights and drama occur about once a week in this school, sometimes over really stupid shit. just about everyone here smokes weed, causing the school to smell of pot every day. This school used to suck ass but thanks to the rapid development of nearby suburbs, an influx of students and parents who care about their education are making this school a somewhat sought-after district, causing this school to go from a C rating from the TEA to a B rating. While it still has a long way to go to becoming Westlake high, it has the potential to do so if the district controls the hood rat activities plaguing this school.
Emma: Yo, Lauren, did you see that teen over there? He’s from Del Valle High School.

Lauren: I heard that school has became a somewhat good school.
by Faze Nasch June 2, 2020
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space coast high school

A school full of hoes and fuckboys. Some fights and a bad football team. The middle schoolers are literally 5 feet tall and they all think they’re cool. Bunch of scooter fags & potheads
by TheBoyB December 2, 2017
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Marvin Ridge High School

Marvin is 22 miles south of Charlotte. Recently it was unofficially dubbed the town full of the most rich people in the state of North Carolina. We have a fast growing population of 6,500. The rich kids (the families who make more than $350,000) attend Marvin Ridge, the richest, newest, and highest rated high school out of the thirteen in Union County.

A school dichotomized by two major factions -- nerds/aspiring students and the rest of the athletes /rich kids. Central is also paradoxical in many forms.

Case-in-points:

1) Our School is home to a kid who got no questions wrong on both the SAT and the ACT -- despite the fact that he was stoned during both tests.

2) Often a locus for great athleticism, Marvin Ridge routinely succeeds in football and basketball. After the sports games, it is not unusual to see a kid picked up in a Rolls Royce Phantom.

3) We are located in one of the wealthiest cities in the state of North Carolina, yet our school is always the last school to get new computers because the rich white kids will just tear them up in 3 months because they have Affluenza.

4) Finally, Marvin Ridge is horribly over-crowded. However, it's still better than sending your kids to a private school, as Marvin Ridge has better test scores than said school- probably.

Our motto is the Mavericks, and I'm sure the rich people at our school could win a lawsuit with Ford if needed.
Marvin Ridge High School is a raucous concrete jungle, but I sure as hell will not miss it.
I love the smell of money in Marvin Ridge High School.

At Marvin Ridge High School, it will not be uncommon to announce the winner of a national award, or a 36 ACT, and have the fire alarm pulled in the same day.

At MRHS, I saw many preppy kids, interspersed with nerds and stoners.

I wish our school had a pool, but I'm sure some rich white guy will have one installed someday because of how rich the school is.

The grafitti in the MRHS men's restroom indicates that our school is filled with many preppy, Republican, closet Neo-Nazis.
by PrayToLose June 25, 2021
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Conestoga Valley High School

A school filled with fake people and Juulers who think they’re cool. There’s a select few people that are actually nice at this school, but nearly everyone you’ll meet will most likely stab you in the back. Just a bunch of gays to be honest.
She’s pretty slutty and fake... I bet she’s from Conestoga Valley High School
by not a juuler December 11, 2018
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A very unique school where the normal people of society clash with the unwanted and useless (50+%). You can discover people ranging from overweight lesbians seeking to find their identity and gender to beta male weed smokers that chooses vapes and fortnite over females. Here at LTHS you can hear the sounds of education or the sounds of obnoxious whores yapping in the hallway at the same volume of an F-21 Kfir Fighter Jet engline.
What school do you go to?

I go to Lockport Township High School!

Wow, how's it like seeing weekly fights?

It's great!
by LTHS Teacher December 11, 2018
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come hell or high water

used in reference to getting something accomplished no matter how hard or unfavorable the circumstances are.
"I'm going to have $200 saved by the end of this month come hell or high water!"
by matenstelo April 1, 2004
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Larbert high school disease

When ye walk in the larbert high and see big deppresed angus the first stage starts ye start to piss yer pants laughing because she is trying to get her pills out her purse she then cunts it on the floor that's when stage 2 starts ye shite yer self big mr auld walks through and pulls out his 30 mile long dick and pits it in big Angus wile also smoking stardog this is all caught on the cctv he then cunts it and then ye fuck both there bodies down the void and it hits some cunt in a wheelchair causing brain damage
by rab weisel February 7, 2019
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