National Monk ur friend kylee includes throwing their books, stomping on their feet, and then screaming “GET MONKED HAHAHAHA” In their face, all while doing the gangnam style.
by CANIJUSTPUTMONKASMYUSER December 15, 2023
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National Fake Friend Day

National Fake Friend Day is celebrated on May 26th . On this day post your “fakest” friends, and drop anyone you feel like you can’t trust .
Tomorrow is National Fake Friend Day, i’m posting *****”
by cartiismysavior May 23, 2023
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joe friend

A play off of joe mama

It’s when you see the opportunity to make new friends
Friend: Aye is that Joe?
Stranger: Joe Ma-
Friend: Joe Friend
by Mr. Funniman December 05, 2020
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Local Friend

When you consider someone a friend, based on location.
when they live close by you will hangout and see them, if they ever move away, goodbye have a nice life.
Not good enough friends to even consider travelling to visit.
Since *fucktard* moved to *shitholetown* I really lost touch, too bad its 45 minutes away.
He was really just a Local Friend.
by SurfingChef March 12, 2010
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If you know anybody who’s always going through a hard time literally or going through depression, suicidal thoughts please...Give them a hug they literally need it
Girl:Hug!

Boy:why are you hugging me?
Girl:it’s national hug your sad friend day..!
by OoffffTheBanana666 October 17, 2020
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slap your bald friend day

slap your bald friend day is a day where you slap your bald friend on the head

june 15th
oh hey its slap your bald friend day today, SLAP!
by okayokaylala June 13, 2023
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