Penis licker

When you pick the top of a penis until it smells like saliva

'bro do you remember that girl who was a penis licker? '

'yeah apparently she made it smell like saliva'

by Eylia-Jaclyn April 6, 2021

soupy penis

a really limp dick

my boyfriend got a soupy penis.

by AnusBeater420 March 27, 2021

penis

why are you searching this either your 10 years old or your a borderline pervert

The 63 year old man searched penis on urban dictionary

by Seembusterchung March 7, 2020

Penis Zombie

A man that is so horny, all human qualities dissappear and he becomes exceptionally desperate until 'fulfilled'.

How was talking to Tom last night?

He was so annoying, all he talked about was trying to get my nudes.

Damn, he sounds like a Penis Zombie.

by Why_are_we_here? February 22, 2021

conrad’s penis

Big as dick. Anytime a girl sees him drop his pants they drop on it. But be careful I could get hurt for how big it is ;). Personally it is amazing it’s like a BBC but white

Omgggg he has a Conrad’s penis! YUMMY!

by Fjcncmckgigkbkvogoglblgogo July 31, 2019

penis

dick

person1: you have a small penis person2: no I don't! person1: yes you *dies*

by swear guy September 16, 2023

Lil bean penis

My cat bean is a skinny cat and has a lil penis and he is a boy

Lil bean penis lil chip breasts

by Li Goma July 1, 2022