Smoke Monkey

City Dweller, Londoner, Mancunian, Liverpudlian, Brummie.

Yeah, i may be a Carrot Cruncher but at least i ain't a Smoke Monkey.

by Fatcnut. October 17, 2023

Hair monkey

A small gathering of ass-crack hair that's been accidentally twisted into a dreadlock while wiping, using "natural glue."

"Man, I gotta get my girlfriend to trim those hair monkeys down there--every time I wipe I pull on 'em!"

by DidgeDrone November 5, 2023

Throat monkey

When your partner is laying on the bed, on their back, giving you head, and you go to deep. So they start beating on your legs to back up.

My chick was layin doin over the edge, and I went to deep in her. She starts beatin my legs like a throat monkey.

by spungladash December 17, 2023

mean monkey

A mean monkey is someone who always has the name "Reyan" and is an extremely NOT kind hearted person who loves to bully and degrade little kids although he is one himself.

Reyan: Hey you're a bitch
Person: Wahhhhhhhh
Reyan: Go cry about it
Person: Go fuck yourself you mean monkey

by ihatereyanraj December 19, 2023

okaloka monkey

What a person who is very uncool and probably likes his best friends sister is referred to as.

My friend Taylor is very okaloka monkey guys.

by Bob whiteman the 3rd December 20, 2023

Khunky Monkey

A fat retarded dipshit aka my friend Kieran Keefe

Yo, I'm about to call that Khunky Monkey

by BofaDeezNutsInYoMouth December 21, 2023

albino monkey

henry steele

have you seen an albino monkey before

you mean henry over there

HOLYYYYY SHUITTT

by THEHABIBI December 27, 2023