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Monkey

This is the most fashionable creature to walk the earth.

monkeh...
dude, that monkey is totally stylish!
by childofthe_k0rn January 11, 2024
mugGet the Monkeymug.

Packet-Monkey

pack●et●mon●key, pak-it-mungh-kee, noun, plural: pack●et●mon●keys, verb, pack●et●mon●keyed, pack●et●mon●keying.

noun
a person (typically young) devoid of hacking skills who copies code and techniques from adept hackers and wrongfully boasts about their awesomeness.

verb
to be hacked and told about it by the attacking packet-monkey who generally calls you and your mother names while associating himself with your mother in an erotic fashion.
noun
Guy 1: "Hey man, how would I go about hacking into my girlfriends Facebook account?"
Guy 2: "Umm, don't be such a packet-monkey?"
Guy 1: "What da fuck you just call me!?"
Guy 2: "Oh, no, no, I said 'packet-monkey.' It's a term for hackers that suck."
Guy 1: "Say that shit again you'll be missin' teeth.

verb
Guy 2: "God DAMN IT! This fucking packet-monkey won't stop messaging me about my mom..."

*Guy 1 punches Guy 2 in the teeth*

Guy 1: "WHAT I SAY, BITCH!?"
by Robiwon September 24, 2012
mugGet the Packet-Monkeymug.

Wet Monkey Knuckle

A milf with a camel toe and a hairy ass bush
She's got a very wet monkey knuckle.
by boner_garage33 December 4, 2023
mugGet the Wet Monkey Knucklemug.

Monkey

There's A MONKEY IN MY BATHROOOOOOM
by DooDooMan5 September 7, 2022
mugGet the Monkeymug.

le monkey

uh oh. stinky. poops. ahahahahhaha. poopies. funny. poopies. ah. alalalallalalalalalalal. funny. poops. poop. funny. ooh. E
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le monkey
by me neck hurtsssss October 5, 2020
mugGet the le monkeymug.

Shock the Monkey

When at a strip club in Thailand. You heat up a coin and watch the stripper pick it up with their vagina. Thus shocking them.
C'mon Tran let got to the girly show and shock the monkeys.
by Bloody El Sid March 7, 2024
mugGet the Shock the Monkeymug.

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