That one friend that is so clingy and brags about her life when you have less than her and acts popular and lies about being with people but the person is right next to you.
Ale: Wow she's lying about stuff and saying she's with name but she really isn't with her.
Me: Ya, a irritating friend
Me: Ya, a irritating friend
by ARMYANDBTS4LIFE January 12, 2018
by filthy mexican May 09, 2022
It's the step below the friend zone, that is fortified when said person tries to impress you with a PLC. Such a person also failed the Edwards Test three times by not studying how to tie a noose the night before the exam.
Hey, if you keep telling me how I need to take a course in getting bitches, I'll demote you to discord friend.
by ejmck123 May 21, 2020
John: Are you friends with Wyatt?
Chad: Absolutely! We’re Alabama friends.
John: Oh. We aren’t that close
Chad: Absolutely! We’re Alabama friends.
John: Oh. We aren’t that close
by CB2K September 15, 2023
Someone who you used to be friends with (or still are) but won’t leave you alone and won’t let you hang out with anyone else. They probably have nobody else to hang out with and you can’t dump them because you can’t escape them.
Simon: “Bro, Ryan is such a clingy friend!”
Luca: “I know! He’s so annoying!”
Simon: “I wish I was never friends with him.”
Luca: “I know! He’s so annoying!”
Simon: “I wish I was never friends with him.”
by GreatBanner16 November 24, 2023
He/she was a fairweather friend.
by Solid Mantis April 17, 2021
Someone who is always there when the sky is blue (and when they need something from you), but never there when the sky is gray.
Guy/girl- Can't you see I am your friend?
Other guy/girl- Yesterday wasn't such a nice or positive day, and where were you then? Trying to look tough in some stupid fuckin youtube video about your trip to the ruins out in no man's (no human's) land?
Guy/girl- That was my treat to me!
Other guy/girl- You've always been a fake friend, pretending to be somebody's friend when you're not. Pretending to be something you're not. You're a fairweather friend, a fairweather motherfucker.
Other guy/girl- Yesterday wasn't such a nice or positive day, and where were you then? Trying to look tough in some stupid fuckin youtube video about your trip to the ruins out in no man's (no human's) land?
Guy/girl- That was my treat to me!
Other guy/girl- You've always been a fake friend, pretending to be somebody's friend when you're not. Pretending to be something you're not. You're a fairweather friend, a fairweather motherfucker.
by Solid Mantis April 17, 2021