period friend

Someone who a girl always turns to thats on their period.

Daughter: Im hideous no one likes me!
Mum: Oh please, I've heard this before, go talk to your period friend.

by Mynameisnotjamestaylorlolol August 15, 2011

Family And Friend {Friends & Family} : The Firsts Juvenile Release....

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted tonperianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Family And Friend {Friends & Family} : The Firsts Juvenile Release....

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 31, 2025

Dionne Warwick and Friends

(noun) a drinking game in which participants call out a name and either drink (if the person named IS NOT a friend of Dionne Warwick), or do not drink (if the person named IS a friend of Dionne Warwick)

We stayed up until 4 AM playing Dionne Warwick and Friends last night. I got so wasted.

by Marv3001 August 8, 2025

National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!

June 15th is the day to beat up short people!
Gregory: Jayson, you know the rules. Come here.
Jayson: WHAT?!
Gregory: *Beats him up*
Jayson: NOOOOOOO! *screams in short people*

Happy National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!

by CallmeVoid June 16, 2025

Courtesy friend

Friend requests you accept on facebook or Linkedin only because you happen to work att same place or go the same school. They're actually quite cringe, but you feel too awkward to decline.

Woohaaa, you actually friend with Dick-John?
OMG no, he's just a courtesy friend.

by Mr. Cocksson February 5, 2020

stalker best friend

someone who is your “best friend” but treats you like there wife/husband and it makes you feel really uncomfortable because you really DONT like them that way😳🤚

male- i care about you so so so much
female- stop riding my cock you stalker best friend

by totallynotcarrie April 30, 2020

Dear friend

The phrase “dear friend” is used as a reference to a person, generally an acquaintance. On the surface “dear friend” may imply a close relationship to the speaker, but in reality they barely know each other. Frequently, this is used in upper social circles to imply stronger social bonds to one another, beyond what actually exists. This phraseology helps the speaker facilitate the view that they are a closer member of the “dear friends” social circle than they really are.

This Thursday a dear friend is discussing their experience as a award winning documentary film maker.

by My dear friend April 22, 2024