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Friends

Person1: do you have friends?

Person2: what’s that?

Person1: something you don’t have, loser!
by I’m hella gay July 28, 2022
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best friend

a friend that you are particularly close with and trust, typically, one is more attractive than the other. legally, there can never be two pretty best friends at once, it’s widely considered impossible by many.
“i saw two pretty best friends yesterday!!”

“u are a compulsive liar
by abiami December 13, 2020
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Impossible Friends

The bestest play ever, written by the bestest playwrights ever. It’s a thriller and a comedy and a heartwarming story. YAY
Eliana: omg we must see this new blockbuster

MIA: yes it is the masterpiece of the century

Person: are you talking about impossible friends? I hate that.
MIA and Eliana: smite them
by dreamymimi August 9, 2024
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Friend

I have a friend.
by Darkbit October 15, 2019
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can i be your friend?

Short answer: No.
Long answer: I'm just an internet random just as you, so that means no one knows the other and by that we can't trust ourselves... But don't worry, there are many people in the world, may one wants to be your friend.
You: can i be your friend?
internet random: no.
by RealCake December 10, 2023
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2 face friend

always talk shit but never say it in your face
she or he is a bitch

need to kick her ass when you see her
by somoreya April 21, 2018
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