Dick Vision

When someone has dick on the mind, they will stop at nothing to get laid regardless of what anyone says to try and stop them.

Yo, Krista had some serious dick vision the other night.

by Britton16 April 13, 2017

dick-jousting

A term that describes males at a meeting who try to out do each other by their claims of superiority. Derived from a term 'penis-jousting' that applies to an insect species where the male insects joust with their penises to win favor to mate with an available female.

Man, did you see those IT guys at today's meeting dick-jousting to see whose group would get that project? It was unbelievable!

by Laurence Guentert April 1, 2008

piss on a dick

I've done it before

Piss on a dick you faggot ass cunt

Bystander: I've piss on a dick

by swaghetti and memeballs January 26, 2017

Dick knocker

The tentacle that attaches to you pelvis and that you shove In a vagina. Seriously it’s a fucking dick every guy has one unless your Asian.

He played with his dick knocker

by Dildo destroyer December 14, 2017

dick scissors

When a female (or male) has an ass tight enough to warrant fear of dick removal if clinched during anal sex.

Dang did you see that honey over there? She's so fit her ass is dick scissors.

by UrbanDS January 18, 2016

grammar dick

A person who constantly corrects misusage of the English language regardless of the inappropriate or unnecessary timing of said correction.

A couple having drinking at a bar:

Mike: "Today was crazy. I didn't have time for lunch between meetings and I felt so nauseous."

Melissa: "You mean, 'I felt so nauseated.' "

"Whatever, Grammar Dick. I'm going to go get another beer."

by M12012015M March 9, 2016

dick wiener

An individual who acts like an asshole on purpose to be annoying

This dick wiener on COD won't stop camping.

by Richard W. Iener March 21, 2010