'What in the wattpad' is an expression used when someone or something is being cringy/acting in the way that is often seen in badly-written fanfiction on wattpad. Based on the saying 'What in the hell'.
Person: uhm i really liek you sempai u////u can i pls make out with you
You: What in the wattpad 🗿
You: What in the wattpad 🗿
by ifuseethisurgay July 2, 2023
Get the What in the wattpadmug. I lack the will to put effort into thinking critically about something, please relieve me of this burden and tell me what to think so I can fit in with the herd.
"So, what do we think about trending controversial topic?"
"I don't know what 'we' think, but I think you're a fucking tool"
"I don't know what 'we' think, but I think you're a fucking tool"
by Robert DeLaurenti July 10, 2023
Get the what do we think aboutmug. by imaslaywoman;) May 2, 2024
Get the whats up brothersmug. 
Blaming the developers instead of being a real man, this saying was created by a dork called sneaky.
by Godfrey5star May 27, 2023
Get the what the devmug. 
by AÑA !!!! May 15, 2024
Get the what the felipemug.