Friend of Phil

When you are close friends with someone from work but no one from work knows.

How do I know Corey? Oh we are a friend of phil.

by fenchurch stardust August 2, 2024

emotional microwave popcorn friend

This is your friend that you can contact when you are upset who is quick to help support you and be there for you, but ultimately what support they provide does not last and it is not all that healthy anyway. You will lean on this person whenever you can despite knowing they are not really all that helpful.

Gabriel was upset over Lola - AGAIN! He text Lisbeth and soon they were speaking. He poured out his heart. She listened and helped soothe his dispirited soul. Unfortunately, Lisbeth was his emotional microwave popcorn friend. An hour after they spoke he was heartbroken again. He made some microwave popcorn and wept into the bowl watching Baywatch.

by von groovy August 4, 2024

Impossible Friends

The bestest play ever, written by the bestest playwrights ever. It’s a thriller and a comedy and a heartwarming story. YAY

Eliana: omg we must see this new blockbuster

MIA: yes it is the masterpiece of the century

Person: are you talking about impossible friends? I hate that.
MIA and Eliana: smite them

by dreamymimi August 9, 2024

Impossible Friends

The bestest play ever, written by the bestest playwrights ever. It’s a thriller and a comedy and a heartwarming story. YAY

Eliana: omg we must see this new blockbuster

MIA: yes it is the masterpiece of the century

Person: are you talking about impossible friends? I hate that.
MIA and Eliana: smite them

by dreamymimi August 9, 2024

The smiling friends go to brazil

A piece of media that stands out for being mundane to an absurd degree compared to it's other contemporaries. Often, the mundanity is the joke of the piece of media that is being discussed.

Trapped in the Drive-Thru is like the smiling friends go to brazil of Weird Al parodies.

by Hexagon Force August 14, 2024

Happy Tree Friends

Happy Tree Friends, or HTF, is a webshow that had its first episode aired as a pilot episode in December 25th, 1999 by Mondo Media. It’s a show where, like the name suggests, there are a bunch of cute, cartoony, and most importantly, happy friends you could find inside of a tree in real life, that are always safe and healthy and never get brutally slaughtered. The episodes include multiple characters, each with their own personalities, that are all friends, that never have anything bad to them happen, and go around, simply doing fun things in their peaceful forest plains. There are many Happy Tree Friend(s) to meet, such as; Flippy, the peaceful, yet quiet, aqua-green bear that has a totally normal, and not murderous, PTSD alter ego named Fliqpy, that never kills his friends, Cuddles, the cute, and positive, lemon-yellow bunny that wears bunny slippers, wether for irony, or for practicality, that also never dies or kills anyone, and is always in safety, Giggles, the salmon-colored chipmunk that definitely didn’t die by being decapitated by a banjo like a fucking dumbass, and many other lovable characters that never die in under ten minutes after the intro.

I just got done watching Happy Tree Friends. I’m honestly really surprised Mondo Media has that much crystal meth.

by TheFroggiestFroggyEver August 16, 2024

friend genetics

friend genetics is basically when you like someone really badly but that person only sees you as a friend which makes you feel like you will only be just a friend to anyone and it makes you have several panic attacks daily and you want to die.

Person 1: “Dude, y’know that girl you like?”
Person 2: “Yeah. What about her?”
Person 1: *smh* “I saw her making out with someone else in the halls. I guess you just got those friend genetics.”
Person 2: “Aw…shit. Well, I’m going to go cut myself and have a panic attack until i found someone else to obsess over.”

by anonymous August 16, 2024