closing the cheese

When you're gossiping and spilling the tea but the drama gets too spicy so you have to stop

" I can't eat fruit because fruit scares me!"
"This ain't it I'm closing the cheese"

by cheesyqueen January 25, 2019

butt cheesed

You're so offended and resentful you're not butthurt anymore you're butt cheesed

He's ao butt cheesed she wasn't talking to him

by Chuckchuck31 June 24, 2017

Chicken and Cheese

a delicous mix of protein and fat which tastes okay .

I like chicken and cheese

by Dandy- Randy April 2, 2017

dumbass cheese

dat one jiggaboo that act like digbar

stfu you dumbass cheese

by its ya boy niggaboo February 8, 2023

Slap Cheese

An expression that become popular in the American Midwest during the late 1800s meaning “the murder of a bastard child”.
In that era, “getting slapped” was a slang term used by lower class citizens for “getting killed” and “cheese” was used as an insult for children of, what late 1800s folk considered, whores. Older ways of making of cheese were considered disgusting and smelly by most so the child-shaming general public used it as an insult.
The combination of the two slang terms birthed the expression, “Slap Cheese”.

“Holy shit, Phil! What is the corpse of a child doing bleeding all over the place in my house?”
“I’m sorry, Randy. I adopted him recently, but then I found out he was a bastard so I picked up a pool cue in my rage and did a messy Slap Cheese.”
“Next time do your research before you ruin my carpet.”

by Oh, Slurm? July 20, 2018

Dick cheese

The delicious most creamy cheese that is only produced from your cock. Its smoothing taste can only be found from a homeless guys cock.

guy 1: Is that Dick cheese in your pants?
guy 2: Yes, you want to try some of my Dick cheese?
guy 1: Oh my god yes

by Grandpas cocksicle February 29, 2020

cheese slicer

A tool with primary purpose to cut semi-hard and hard cheeses to produce thin slices. The cheese slicer can also be used for slicing cucumbers, peeling potatoes and other food.

A cheese slicer is an invention from the 20th century by a Norwegian carpenter. The original name is"Ostehøvel". Today it is widely used in the Nordic countries.

by JokerMads January 14, 2018