Best Friend

A best friend is someone that stays by your side, no matter what happens. I pity you for not having one because you searched this in a dictionary. But even tho I have no experience of friends in general whatsoever I still know this simple fact.

" You’re my best friend! "

by Just a Memer April 13, 2021

best friend

someone whose job it is to worry about the other person

best friend: pretend i wrote something unique here

by catwagon August 4, 2021

Friends

Friends is something I don't have and probably neither do you if you search friends on urban dictionary

For example:
I don't have any friends

by Imrlylonelydude April 8, 2020

Slap your pickle friend

Do you have a friend that likes, wait no, LOVES pickles? If you do, do you want to slap them? Yes? I thought so.

That’s why, on the penultimate Tuesday of March, SLAP THEM. Why? BECAUSE IT’S NATIONAL SLAP YOUR PICKLE FRIEND DAY!

Pickle friend: Owwww! What was that for?!
You: It was for liking pickles so much! It’s national “Slap your pickle friend day” today! And you can’t get me back! Eveerrr. Bye bye!
Pickle friend: Yeh, I get that, but it still REALLY HURTS.
You: What can I say, I’m strong!

by Kermit your mum March 22, 2022

Best Friend

Swimmy and Goldfish (Aiden and Maddie)

Aiden and Maddie are the best example of best friends

by Swimmyyyyyyy June 11, 2018

friends

A pointless waste of time to make, a lot of people make them and hang out with them everyday. when people say "the more the...." you know that one, they really mean "the lest the best". Friends are a symbol of weakness, sure, you may be stronger with them but when someone spots you without them, then you are screwed.

person#1: man I wish I had some friends.
person#2: That's a bad idea.
person#1: why?
person#2: They find their knives.

by madaki15 January 22, 2020

physic friend fredbear

Just a friendly stalker who is also a FREDBEAR PLUSH?!

Physic Friend Fredbear: "Tomorrow is another day."

by Glitch-Bitch July 3, 2021