by Harvey Birdman , Attorney September 27, 2021
Get the smoking cheesemug. 
by HotdogWater24 March 9, 2024
Get the Cheesing on my Schwonzmug. An expression that become popular in the American Midwest during the late 1800s meaning “the murder of a bastard child”.
In that era, “getting slapped” was a slang term used by lower class citizens for “getting killed” and “cheese” was used as an insult for children of, what late 1800s folk considered, whores. Older ways of making of cheese were considered disgusting and smelly by most so the child-shaming general public used it as an insult.
The combination of the two slang terms birthed the expression, “Slap Cheese”.
In that era, “getting slapped” was a slang term used by lower class citizens for “getting killed” and “cheese” was used as an insult for children of, what late 1800s folk considered, whores. Older ways of making of cheese were considered disgusting and smelly by most so the child-shaming general public used it as an insult.
The combination of the two slang terms birthed the expression, “Slap Cheese”.
“Holy shit, Phil! What is the corpse of a child doing bleeding all over the place in my house?”
“I’m sorry, Randy. I adopted him recently, but then I found out he was a bastard so I picked up a pool cue in my rage and did a messy Slap Cheese.”
“Next time do your research before you ruin my carpet.”
“I’m sorry, Randy. I adopted him recently, but then I found out he was a bastard so I picked up a pool cue in my rage and did a messy Slap Cheese.”
“Next time do your research before you ruin my carpet.”
by Oh, Slurm? July 20, 2018
Get the Slap Cheesemug. by cheesyqueen January 25, 2019
Get the closing the cheesemug. The lifeblood of every college dropout. It's like a hug in a bowl, but with noodles and orange powder. Eat it straight from the pot and customize it with whatever's in your fridge, from hot dogs to Sriracha. It's the meal that says "I may have dropped out, but I'm still living my best life."
by LUMONOVA April 17, 2023
Get the boxed Mac and cheesemug.