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Ford-brown

A last name for a very cute guy, he is charming and handsome. They usually have brownish- blondish hair, brown eyes and a massive amount of humour. A sexy good-looking man like these guys would definitely be boyfriend material, they are caring and sweet. Very friendly and helpful when you need the most help. They will be silly but after a while they will get back into the real world, that’s when you know they are the best people yet! love them with every chance you got kiddo!
He cute, that’s the guy with the last name ‘Ford-brown’ right?”
by elaa101 June 30, 2019
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a sentance with every letter in the english lexicon typically used to test typewritters or keyboards to test if all letters work
Customer: "my keyboard doesnt work"
technician:the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
technician: you lied
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little brown stick

A symbol of strength and unity among friends.
Bro 1: That object right there is a symbol of strength and unity among friends.

Bro 2: Ah yes, a little brown stick.
by Thrympyr November 28, 2020
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This theory covers the principle that you have some people who are incompetent but get promoted anyway due to arrogance, self-belief and ignorance of their own capabilities and limitations. Their self-belief comes across as confidence and skill during short interview exposure where real skills are not challenged or tested thoroughly. Ultimately they become a manager. They try to exert control over all future situations, despite a lack of informed knowledge.

These employees float up to the top of an organisation, repeating the same process. and this is why there is a layer of shit often floating at the top, underneath which capable employees become exhausted and disgruntled.

This in essence is the Polystyrene Brown Management Theory.

It gains its name from some simple principles. If placed in water, Polestyrene will float to the top, pushing everything out of its way to get there, where it refuses to sink, is bad for the environment and is generally just shit. Inhibiting the necessary light needed for employee growth underneath where they are left in a less oxygen-rich environment, unable to get the necessary straws to aid breathing, due to the budget cuts imposed by said Polystyrene Brown Management.

The environment that the employee is left to work in starts to turn brown, and everywhere they look they feel they are surrounded by shit.
Polysterene Brown Management Theory

"I have been working in this company for 23 years, and we don't need to change or adapt to any of these dumbfounding IT security principles or ideas you have, if you don't like it then leave!!!!" - said David.

"Well David, that's some "Polysternene Brown Management Theory" bullshit right there you useless bag of limp dicks" - replied Kevin.
by irishwolfdogg June 25, 2021
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Will Brown

Will Brown is the sexiest and most handsome looking fellow in the world. His fabulous face and chiselled chin could stun you and make you paralysed, only your fire infused sexual arousal from his fire red hair could cure you constant fits without the sight of this absolutely gorgeous male hound.
OMG is that WILL BROWN... I feel so aroused that i cant even feel my body!!!
by Euan Mcgay April 6, 2022
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brown sprinkler

"I ate some bad shrimp and now I have the brown sprinkler."
by Minstrelminor May 16, 2016
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Ms brown

Ms brown is a mean teacher with a fake wig and nails. she always itches her head and shes really annoying
yo, did you see Ms brown reapplying her wig glue???

lollll
by ladyperson3920 March 19, 2024
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