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better red than dead

Play on words of "better dead than red", which means you'd rather die than be a communist.

Better red than dead implies that capitalism has gotten so bad and companies so greedy that you'd rather be communist (as there is ideally a minimum guaranteed food ration provided from the state for free) because otherwise you'll die from not being able to afford the highly inflated price of goods necessary for human life, such as food and water.
Hardcore American: What the fuck? You think we should just give food away for free and that healthcare should also be free? Better dead than red, you commie bastard.

Average American wage slave in 2050: *sigh* I have two jobs and work 100 hours a week and never get to spend time with my family and yet I still can barely afford to feed myself and my kids... Better red than dead, maybe those commies were onto something...
by СукаБлять March 18, 2025
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Red kayak

A term that combine red flag and the water sport kayaking.

A relationship or action built on a person manipulating another in what may seem as normal behavior. The person whom is doing this works on regulting their appearance around certain people and the person they are manipulating. They can come off nice, independent and secure. They will use different methods and information they find online to get what they want. They want a relationship (not really the person they are with) and the perks that might come with it. They will direct and control the relationship and the person in the way they want it. Perks might include not working, a new car, paid trips, getting parent adoration , control and whatever they find as a gain. People who know the person that is being manipulated will generally keep their mouth closed about this beacuase concerns of lash back of this person.
Look she is red kayaking that guy.
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Red hair

Red hair can be referred to as a Cheeto girls, crazy, energetic, did I say crazy? Also pussy ass named ERON.
ERON is a cheeto red hair
by Lilyapo May 4, 2023
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Red Light Warrior

A person who commonly tries to beat a red/yellow light
Tim just ran another red light. He's a red light warrior
by CheesyPoofInthuest April 21, 2018
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1 nigga 2 nigga red nigga blue nigga

this is a variation of the doctor sues book red fish blue fish
this 1 nigga 2 nigga red nigga blue nigga wont get the fucj out the way
by kkkthatstheklkluxklan January 3, 2024
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Red Roof

A outhouse series in Philmont Scout Ranch and at other BSA camp grounds with open air "air conditioning", comes in many different models including ones with "Red roofs" typically has 2 holes in the ground separated with a door that's locked via rope that has a roof that's colored red making it easy to spot. There's also models with "blue" roofs these has complete open air conditioning that comes in seating variants like "Pilot and Co Pilot" and "Pilot and bombardier" One major rule is to NOT pee in them, it makes them get smelly. These are common at most camp sites unless your at a low impact camp then you have to use your pal Doug for your needs.
You: "Hey man I got to run down to the Red Roof I got a big one cooking up down below and I need a buddy."
Crewmate: "Man you just went!"
You: "Sorry I had the Chuckwagon chili tonight and im backed up"
by Jamesbomb17 September 6, 2022
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Reverse red wings

When your performing cunninlingus (eating pussy) and you get a nose bleed and continue until completion.
I was eating this bitch out when I got a nose bleed...I said whatever and continued with it giving her a reverse red wings
by ChronicPope April 5, 2023
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