red kelpie

A cheap dark rum, brewed in the darkest of kelpie kennels, some say that once you've been bit by the kelpie, you're never the same again

I had some red kelpie last night and woke up naked and not knowing what I did last night

by red kelpie October 2, 2014

red stranger

Soaking your hand in period blood and jerking off

Jakes wife made him do the red stranger

by Streensley December 17, 2020

Running Red

A female running in a race while on her period

Wife: I'm signing-up for a half-marathon this Sunday.
Husband: Won't you be on the rag?
Wife: Yes -- I'll be "running red".

by zodiac711 October 24, 2010

blooket red parrot

God presence in blooket game, if you see this avatar in one of the games, assume your death

"Do you wanna pray to the blooket red parrot ?"
"yes, for him to forgive our sins."

by AbeoPrime November 28, 2023

Johnny Red Shoes

to be extremly organised

some people think about what they are doing tomorrow or next week, a "Johnny Red Shoes" plans for no less time than 2 years ahead, this is not for big things like moving house, hoildays, etc, this is for Video Game purchases, DVD/Blu-ray rentals, etc.

by MonkeySXOC October 16, 2010

Red Balls

When your doing her from behind in the ass because she is on her period, and your balls punish her bloody pussy turning them red.

It was shark week so Kevin was hammering Mary’s ass doggie. He got Red Balls from repeatedly punishing her bloody pussy.

by Pat Makrotch April 21, 2022

Red Flag

Hiro Hideyoshi

Even Hiro's creator called him a red flag. That's tough.

by sammawammafram September 13, 2022