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California Hot Pocket

When a person uses the outer shelling of a hot pocket, deficates in it, then finally gives it to an unexpecting person to eat.
Dude I gave Cavan the worst California Hot Pocket yesterday it got all over his face.
by Tnasty6993 October 1, 2008
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Hotness Scale 2.0

An elaborate way to rank girls which any passerby will not be able to decipher quickly enough to judge you for objectifying women. A female's rank is determing by three numbers, explained as follows:

(a number one through ten for hotness) / (a 1 or a 0 - 1 for bangable, 0 for not) / (if a 0 above, this number is the BAC that would be required to bump her up to a 1)
"I'd give her a 4.6 over 0 over .13 on the hotness scale 2.0."
"Seriously? I'd give her a 5 over 1."
"Fuck, man, I wouldn't mess with that unless I was bombed."
by Tahm May 17, 2008
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hot stuffed burrito

A form of sex when you take a nice hot stuffed burrito and shove it up your sexual partners ass then continue to fuck it.
My dick has burn marks after I gave my girlfriend a hot stuffed burrito.
by Geoff B. May 25, 2006
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Hagan's Red Hot

When a man pours Frank's Red Hot on his dick and then has sex with a woman at least 4 years his elder.
"Dude, did you hear Jon and Ryann last night? I think he gave her the Hagan's Red Hot with all the screaming coming from their room!"
by poundcak371 March 30, 2010
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Hot Whale eye

another term for a man or woman's sweaty butt-hole... another word for "ass eating"
There's nothing wrong with enjoying a "hot whale eye" every now and again
by Dr.Poon69 March 18, 2010
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Cut and Paste Hot

a girl that is obviously attractive but in a way that is so stereotypical and/or without personality and individuality that she strikes the observer as boring, neutrally attractive, and perhaps undesirable.
She's got shoulder-length bleach-blonde hair, a decent rack, normal body-type, moderately tan - she's Cut and Paste Hot. They're everywhere.
by RPav October 7, 2010
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JS Hot tub

The hot tub on the jersey shore (js). It gets aids all in it and filters out herpies.
Pauly D and the jersey shore cast are murders. Those bastards killed the own damn hot tub, the JS Hot tub.
by HeaftyTony July 3, 2010
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