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Politicians part 2: Breaking Down

And people who are basically pseudo-politicians.

Hym “Any-who, where was I? Oh right, politicians are basically retards and we live in dystopia. Yeah, so... you got more people to work hard... how many of those people are ‘living lives of quiet desperation’ and how far past the first bottleneck did they make it? The next hierarchical bottleneck? One of them made a widget or a do-dad that ensures a retirement at a time of their choosing... their fuck trophies take the extra special fuck trophy path in life and don’t have to do the thing they expect me to do... and we haven’t found a better way, right? Let me ask you something.... If I found a better way, would you allow me to implement it? I mean, you won’t even let me take credit for the contents of my own mind. So no. I would have to kill you all. Just like my current situation.... you would need me to kill you all... and then you could say ‘See!? See!? Look how many people that system kills!!! Our thing was so much better because instead of violence we use subterfuge and emotional abuse (literal emotional abuse, ha!)!’ I don’t see how that doesn’t just make as the slave with one hundred masters... which is why YouTubers all sell ‘hard work.’ Work hard.... so you can afford to add a new master. You get to choose!
Politicians part 2: Breaking Down

It’s not real-slavery is you get to choice your master... and you have several... how many can you afford? Work harder so you can add a few more. Don’t share your Netflix password. That’s allowing people to avoid the slavery... Don’t watch the piracy of my movie... that I copy-and-pasted from urban dictionary.... buy my book... where I nitpick information from the books that I’ve read and/or sell my molested clients stories! Hey guys! Where was Christian God while that guys butthole was getting fucked? Where was he? Do you know? Do you have a guess? Something to muse on... I mean, if the creature was watching then it’s a pedophile.... You know that right? It’s likely that it exists outside of time and I’ve already killed it. Which is neat. But that means I can’t rewind time and fuck the whore instead of the retard (news guy... that’s not how time works).... Hmmm.... Hey! Maybe Nietzsche had a near death experience! I WILL probably end up talking to him after I kill the creature... 🤔 That would make sense. This was a long one. I’ll come back to it.”
by Hym Iam November 1, 2022
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bust you down the curb

"As she was even reported saying: "bust them down the curb" - a common expression in the midwest"
-Solar Sans
Unveiling sensitive information which can be met with unwanted or unpredictable consequences
Clarice: "Phineas and Frank Groofenstein, I'm going to bust you down the curb when mother comes home!"
by Cubow June 2, 2022
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down with the bow wow

A worldly, well-cultured person who supports progressive/liberal policies and keeps up with developments in popular culture is down with the bow wow.
If you want to get a job in the upper east side of Manhattan, you'd better be down with the bow wow. Liberal New Yorkers can spot a redneck or a racist from a mile away.
by Withtheband December 6, 2018
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Lick man down

To lick a male
lick man down on the main road-
to have a passionate consensual homosexual encounter, in a public place because we do not care who sees our love
by ALFONSOBLACK May 1, 2023
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Bust Down

(V) To go off on the dance floor, to twerk, to dance ferociously.
by King Cobra LSD April 21, 2019
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Simmer down Sampson

Just a saying of no origin known
When someone is freaking out you say to them, "Simmer down Sampson"
by mzzzpolarbear March 7, 2017
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Punching down

It's the only direction I have left to punch.
Hym "I helicoptered my arms to hard and now I'm better than everyone. Punching down is the only direction left!"
by Hym Iam November 25, 2024
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