Lolz friend

A friend you are currently sleeping with, but don’t know how to tell anyone because you are embarrassed, or don’t want to jinx it.

She’s just a lolz friend, and I don’t want to talk about it.

by RealGuy25 June 30, 2022

Plutonic Friend

A distant humanoid or associate that is happy and comfortable in the friend zone despite the nay sayers.

A Plutonic friend is a distant far, far, far away associate or old friend who can enjoying laughing and other things without getting weird.

by adreamdefered94 July 23, 2020

Friends

People that have affection for eachother

And on special occasions have the best sex in their lives

Friends with benefits

by Mike3551 August 18, 2017

friends with benefits

When 2 individuals engage in sexual intercourse constantly but has no sort of feeling toward one another.

Me and Amy are friends with benefits

by wefinnafuck20000 November 16, 2019

New friends

If a new friend thinks you should replace your old friends with new ones by meeting new friends, they're not much of a friend, which makes you wonder why they keep on pretending to be. The same goes for anything new, a new guard, a new order, a new normal, or a new world. The old dysfunctional world was good enough (real enough) as it was, and may never be as good as it was again (meanwhile people that want to benefit off a "new normal" such as a new guard try and tell you that things will be better at the end of the tunnel they put everybody in as a social experiment, all to lock down everybody's town with lies).

New friends are people you haven't known a long time, therefore you have no reason to trust anybody that tries to call themself your new friends. Anybody can pretend to be your friend, some can do it for years, so why would anybody want to replace the old with the new, whether it be friends or anything else in life? Because somebody else convinced them (manipulated them into) thinking it was a good idea?

by The Original Agahnim January 17, 2022

Reverse Friend Zoned

When A Guy/Girl likes you but decides asking you out would be awkward if you said no and decided to just stay friends with you.

Sofia: So you like Karl?
Lily: Yeah I do, why?
Sofia: You should ask him out!
Lily: I don't think I will, were good friends and I want to stay friends instead of making things awkward.
Sofia: Oof I guess he got Reverse Friend Zoned.

by Bluedeviler December 12, 2022

Friend

Nothing is a friend for you and your gonna jump out a window

are you. My friend?

The girl: Nope

by Austin is nothing to see :) October 27, 2021