Cheese

loaf of milk

hey john

yeah

want some cheese
no I want a loaf of milk

by toadforpresident April 4, 2022

Cheese Monkey

A cheese dog or rat who is in fact black. Shares all the same qualities as a cheese rat. Cheese monkeys can be your friends or enemies.

Maddox: Sup Jimbo you cheese dog
Jimbo: No i’m a cheese monkey

by Strikle April 26, 2019

Poo Cheese

Something that is straight bullshit or wack AF

Homeboy1... Say man you see them new LeBron's
Homeboy2... Yeah bro, them hos poo cheese like a mufuka

Dude1.... Say bro fire up the blunt
Dude2.... Damn bro I smoked it while you were gone
Dude1.... Maaaan that's poo cheese like a mfr

by Smartmouthasshole October 2, 2018

Cheese cucking

When you cuck someone by taking a slice of pizza and the cheese from their slice comes off with yours.

“Hey bro, you just stole all the cheese off my slice of pizza. Quit cheese cucking me!”

by Ronnoc Retep December 6, 2023

Goat Cheese

Meaning, yeah, agreed, for real, literally or for sure. Rumoured to be a mishearing of fo wheeze which took a like of its own.

Guy 1 “wanna hang at mine later” Guy 2 “Goat cheese”

Guy1 “I hate this class” Guy 2 “ literal goat cheese bro”

by UrbanDictator? July 19, 2025

bitch cheese

cheese for bitches. often used in bitch lasagna

"that guy needs some bitch cheese"

"waiter: what do you want to order?
me: bitch cheese"

by trec~ccst April 6, 2019

Controlled Nacho Cheese Dip

When two dudes jack off to the Taco Bell Quesalupa commercial's close-up food shots with Patrick Stewart from Logan doing the voiceovers, and then they both finish into a Niquil measuring cup. After high-fiving, the two dudes dip their limp dicks into the combined cum, then they lick it off of each other. This is the most important part, though: afterwards, the two dudes must look each other dead in the eye and say "no homo" at the exact same moment. If this does not happen, this is no longer called the "Controlled" Nacho Cheese Dip and is now called the "Fucking Gay" Nacho Cheese Dip.

GUY 1: "Bro, I just performed the Controlled Nacho Cheese Dip with my friend!"
GUY 2: "Did you say no homo?!"
GUY 1: "I said it was controlled."

by png.mp3 May 30, 2018