A cream pie but with cheese
Jack: Becky wanna have anal?
Becky: sure
Jack: okay bend over
Jack shoved his nasty yellow cock inside Becky’s tight ass soon dick cheese got all over covered in shit.
Becky begged him to stop but he wouldn’t
Soon jack had a malfunction in his balls and shot cheese.
Becky screamed and said a cheese pie ew!!
Then Becky dumped his ass
Becky: sure
Jack: okay bend over
Jack shoved his nasty yellow cock inside Becky’s tight ass soon dick cheese got all over covered in shit.
Becky begged him to stop but he wouldn’t
Soon jack had a malfunction in his balls and shot cheese.
Becky screamed and said a cheese pie ew!!
Then Becky dumped his ass
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*eats cheddar.
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He got high in his youth so his kids don't have too.
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