Friend

Friends are just people you can get to carry things sometimes

“My friend is carrying a couch so I can snuggle with my more then friend, that’s why friends are for am I right”

by wenchhh November 25, 2021

Friend Request

Your Ticket to hell

"This asshole sent me a friend request on twitter"

by the SD60 in your bedroom December 18, 2021

Best Friend Upper Decker

Perform an upper decker whilst your best friend shits in the bowl part of the toilet

15+ years friendship recommended, but not requires

"Why were you both in the bathroom?"

"We just best friend upper deckered that bitch"

by Badbtchfr April 11, 2022

Friends

The BEST 1990s TV show ever.

Some Girl: "You should watch Friends, itsa great TV show."

by Best_Definitions_101 December 2, 2019

friend ghosting

A horrible way to end a nebulous hookup situation with someone you don’t exactly like to avoid confrontation.

“Dude how’s Stacy?”
“I don’t know man, I think she’s totally friend ghosting me, she barely answers my texts anymore.”

by shiftyshady May 3, 2018

The friend group

Niggas that slap eachother with they dick and ejaculate in eachother mouth

Me and “The friend group”enjoy some of our free time playing 2k terraria Minecraft and mortal Kim at but 90% of the time they be ejaculating in each others mouth

by Dickdyerstoyotathon November 23, 2021

friends

A pointless waste of time to make, a lot of people make them and hang out with them everyday. when people say "the more the...." you know that one, they really mean "the lest the best". Friends are a symbol of weakness, sure, you may be stronger with them but when someone spots you without them, then you are screwed.

person#1: man I wish I had some friends.
person#2: That's a bad idea.
person#1: why?
person#2: They find their knives.

by madaki15 January 22, 2020