Calamari Cock Ring

A Calamari Cock Ring is a ring worn around the penis, usually at the base but made from calamari.

However, If someone calls you this - it typically means they don't have a high opinion of you.

Person 1: How would they view me? Behind closed doors, are they of the opinion I'm the real deal, or in training?

Person 2: So? - Well I think they have a lot of time for you, but there may be certain questions.

Person 1: Oh, shit.

Person 2: Well, you know, they think they're hot shots. They make hard jokes.

Person 1: As in?

Person 2: Well, sometimes when you were absent they used to refer to you as "the calamari cock ring. I don't even know what that means.

Person 1: I think it means they think of me as a cock ring made from calamari, Frank, it's pretty self-explanatory.

by Airbar August 7, 2018

Flag

Get the Calamari Cock Ring mug.

Frozen cock stiff

Used to describe the weather or something that is frozen solid

I tried to start my car after work, but it was frozen cock stiff
What is it like out side? Ugh it's frozen cock stiff out there

by Diamonds21D December 29, 2014

Flag

Get the Frozen cock stiff mug.

cheesey maggot cock

a small penis that smells or is covered in cheese

Errr Liam has a cheesey maggot cock

by crunter May 4, 2010

Flag

Get the cheesey maggot cock mug.

emotional cock music

a music genre curated by the South Korean K-pop group NCT and notably widely used by its sub-unit WayV, a style including horny synths and trap beats with silky vocals and smooth raps, these songs often described as melancholic yet sensual.

'Action Figure' is the best song off of WayV's album, as expected we got some emotional cock music again.

by @hyckpjs March 29, 2021

Flag