Apartment Monkey 

a person who can only be trained to do simple tasks. Typically found living in apartments can sometimes been found in condos, townhouses and even neighborhoods. They're self-absorbed in themselves and think little of those around them, this is most apparent when driving or being a pedestrian. They are not gender or race specific.

That stupid Apartment Monkey just cut across 4 lanes of traffic with no warning.

That apartment monkey just walked right out in front of those cars.

Apartment Monkey by Anime Noob October 21, 2010

slip monkey face 

a man whose face is very big, and wrinkly looks as if his face has been ran over by a car.

wow that man has a slip monkey face.

slip monkey face by charlieman12 November 1, 2010

Carpool Monkey 

A person or persons selected to accompany a driver on an automobile trip for the sole purpose of having access to the carpool (HOV) lane.

Scott needs to be in LA for a 10:00 am meeting. The trip from San Diego could take 2 hours or 3 hours each way depending on traffic. If he can find a Carpool Monkey, he can use the HOV lane and cut his travel time in half.

Carpool Monkey by xemo November 15, 2010

Vampire Monkey

A new song made by My Chemical Romance
In this song it has a nice rock-in-roll feel its amazing, in the it makes fun of the recent vampire obsession called TWILIGHT one of the lyrics is " sparkle like bowie in the morning sun"

"Hey Bob have you heard of that new MCR song

"Vampire Monkey"?

BOB: "Hell ya I was blasting that song in the car!"

Vampire Monkey by Chrisssssstttttiiiiinnnnneee December 23, 2010

Blog Monkey 

Someone who has stumbled blindly onto blogging, became quickly obsessed, learned the ropes, and now spends quite a bit of time blogging.

Inspired by magazine article: This Trained Monkey Spends Most of Time in His Master’s Workshop (Sep, 1929 Modern Mechanix)

Wow, you are quite a blog monkey! I didn't know you even knew how to blog.

Any blog monkey can write a blog if left alone long enough with a computer!

Blog Monkey by THE Martini Mike December 29, 2010

tackle monkey 

A defensive midfielder in football who's only job is to prevent the other team to gain possession and create chances.

You are gonna be the tackle monkey in this game. Just get the balls from them motherfuckers and pass the ball on to your nearest team mate." "Alright, coach!

tackle monkey by pilgrim535 March 4, 2011

grub monkey

This word can be used both as a noun and an adjective. 1a) A person who has been working with grease, dirt, or grime.b) someone with poor hygiene. 2) word describing the overall non-cleanliness of a person.

1) Dude, that grub monkey looks like he has been working on cars all day!
2) Chuck Norris wipes grub moneys of his arms everyday during his shower.
3) Chuck Norris stared a grub monkey in the eye and it became clean.
4) I went to Walmart and all I could see were grub monkeys!

grub monkey by sneakydan1 March 12, 2011