virgin love call

When you're in a voice call with someone who thinks singing into the mic is something everyone wants to hear.

Holy shit this guy's virgin love call is so loud.

by stfulmao February 17, 2018

Patty-Cake Love

when two people both have an attraction for each other but both are too prideful to admit love for one other; both as well are playing games to try to lead the other one on

Jim and Sarah, have patty-cake love, they just sit there and try to lead each other on.

by thankyou4askin October 29, 2011

Rahul's Theory of Love

Rahul is extremely knowledgeable about love and getting people together. The downside of this immense power is that he himself struggles to find love.

"Did you learn about Rahul's Theory of Love in psych today?"

by StreetBoy91 November 11, 2018

Horizontal love dance

A half-NSFW way of referring to sex.

See also: Horizontal tango

Troy: So why are U afraid of Ryan and Sharpay?

Kelsi: I walked on them doing the horizontal love dance and they pushed me out of a window...

by The_Anonymouse June 5, 2018

folklore love triangle

The folklore love triangle is a romantic three way relationship between three fictional characters from taylor swifts eighth album, Folklore. The love triangle is prominent in the songs Betty, Cardigan, and August. The characters are Betty, the pretty and kind “popular” girl, James the skater dreamy love interest, and August the girl James cheated on Betty with in the ‘summer.’

Person: “What even is the folklore love triangle”
Swiftie: “This is my moment ..”

“Would you trust me if I told you it was just a summer thing.” -James in the song Betty

by 100%gleek May 1, 2022

I love balls

i love balls. yes, its true, i love balls. i love biting them and feeling them try to break free as i tear on their skin, while their host screams in agony. yes, i love balls.

-Hello sexy, today is your birthday, what would you love to have for your birthday
-I love balls

by i love balls yes its true January 24, 2022

one-sided love

This type of love does not seem to be mutual, and most people in a "loving couple" tend to discriminate against this, saying it is not a type of love at all. One-sided love commonly occurs when a relationship or marriage breaks, and one person moves on, while their spouse constantly thinks of them and attempts to win them back, often in vain.
See also: obsession
See also: infatuation
Consider: love triangle

John loves Jane. Jane loves John. Jane finds Jake. Jane now loves Jake. Jake loves Jane. John is sad, because he still loves Jane. John experiences one-sided love, even though Jane does not acknowledge that.

by EdemaOmega September 23, 2005