Fake friends

A fake friend is someone who makes inside jokes when you aren’t at school so they can laugh about them when you aren there and u don’t get it so ur lonely

Kayden and Cate are fake friends because they won’t tell me their highlighter inside joke.

by has fake friends💔 January 27, 2022

friends with benefits

Refers to a friendship wherein one or both parties possess highly-desirable "benefits" (i.e., a hot trim bod, large boobs/cock, a cute ass, etc.) which the other partner greatly enjoys. Can also be used sarcastically by a third party to express his belief that one of the friends is merely a selfish moocher who just likes to "benefit" from the other person's "benefits" (i.e., regularly-doled-out monetary assistance from the state and/or federal government, such as SSI/Food Stamps, pension, etc.) which he is willing to share with the gold-digger in exchange for intimate companionship.

Disgusted neighborhood gramma: That young chick Susie claims that she loves the much-older-and-wheelchair-bound John to pieces and views him as a father-figure, but I know what a lazy nature and absurd sense of entitlement she has, so I suspect that she views the relationship as merely "friends with benefits", since John gets a nice tidy disability check each month, and so he is able to "wine 'n' dine her" and buy her stuff she wants!

by QuacksO April 19, 2018

Be Mean To Your Friends day

May 29th, Be mean to your friends day is a day to be mean to your friends just to confuse them!

You: You suck
Friend: WHAT? WHY??
You: Haha got you its May 29th, Be mean to your friends day.

by NeoDeadbolt May 29, 2023

Fake Ass Friend Day

the day where you post all your fake ass friends either with or without a description on why they fake on they photo or go up to them and tell em they a fake ass friend

fake ass friend day

by yeah i make the best days November 8, 2021

Tama & Friends

a long-forgotten anime that 4kids thought would be a big hit. My favorite character is Momo.

Parson1: Momo from Tama & Friends is kinda hot..
Parson2: AYO WAT

by SomeRandomGuyWhoFoundThisPlace May 31, 2024

Friends

Friends are amazing people who will always have your back. They look out for you and make sure that you are always ok. They laugh at you if you have done something stupid and make fun of you but at the end of the day you couldn’t survive without them.

I love my friends they are so supportive of me

by Anna_kaori January 27, 2020

Just-in-case Friend

A "friend" that is your friend just in case all your other friends leave you.

"Oh.. Samantha? No, she's my Just-in-case friend."

by hurricanekatryna June 3, 2018