I love to tour

Seen on Michael Jackson’s home videos, it is a hilarious quote stating he “loved to tour” even though all of us fans know, it was a fat lie!

“I love to tour”

*everyone laughs*

by Michael Jackson’s wifey November 12, 2019

Love at first skype

When you fall in love with someone who's just in your contact list but never met in person, after conversation on on-line chats such as Skype.

Dude 1: Man, I really have a crush on this girl
Dude 2: What's her name?
Dude 1: Phoenix89, that's what she call herself on Skype
Dude 2: What? You never met her in person?
Dude 1: No, man, I'm telling you, it was love at first Skype.

by bouncie August 5, 2014

love me hard

When you love someone so much that every time you see them you hug them and never let them go

Boy: love me hard and don’t let go

Girl: okay baby

by Chicken on a stixk December 22, 2017

Patty-Cake Love

when two people both have an attraction for each other but both are too prideful to admit love for one other; both as well are playing games to try to lead the other one on

Jim and Sarah, have patty-cake love, they just sit there and try to lead each other on.

by thankyou4askin October 29, 2011

love you day

love you is a holiday i invented cause im tiredof the comercilaztion of valentines day so its like valentines day but insted of buying thigs for loved ones just simply show you care bout them pay attention to them hug them as much as possible but dont buy shit for them

dude one: valentines day sucks
dude 2: yah
dude#: but tomorrow is love you day it sucks less everyone :YAY!!!!!!!!

by drew f February 16, 2010

I love balls

i love balls. yes, its true, i love balls. i love biting them and feeling them try to break free as i tear on their skin, while their host screams in agony. yes, i love balls.

-Hello sexy, today is your birthday, what would you love to have for your birthday
-I love balls

by i love balls yes its true January 24, 2022

one-sided love

This type of love does not seem to be mutual, and most people in a "loving couple" tend to discriminate against this, saying it is not a type of love at all. One-sided love commonly occurs when a relationship or marriage breaks, and one person moves on, while their spouse constantly thinks of them and attempts to win them back, often in vain.
See also: obsession
See also: infatuation
Consider: love triangle

John loves Jane. Jane loves John. Jane finds Jake. Jane now loves Jake. Jake loves Jane. John is sad, because he still loves Jane. John experiences one-sided love, even though Jane does not acknowledge that.

by EdemaOmega September 23, 2005