Lock down bro

Simple explanation to questions asked since the COVID-19 out break

Q: Why are you still in bed?
A: Lock down bro

Q: Why you not calling me anymore?

A: Lock down bro (also acceptable when responding to your girlfriend)

Q: You still on your Xbox?
A: Lock down bro

by Boux April 26, 2020

trickle-down shitonomics

How tax breaks supposedly have that trickle down effect but it doesn't work in practice? You sort of do the same with shower water.

Guy 1: holy moly, man. You smell like shit.

Guy 2: yeah, I'm a current practitioner of trickle-down shitonomics

by TheSloppyGoblin May 4, 2025

sherryn downing

sherryn downing is a woman with the biggest gap in her teeth. you can fit a tennis ball between her teeth, paul davis also likes to stick his tongue in her teeth gap. her parents made a big mistake😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

"sherryn downing" is a bitch

by helloiamyourlocalkaren October 7, 2020

Down

Usually Russians and other brotherly, Slavic, Russian-speaking nations like Ukrainians and Belarussians can insult some retarded stupid moron dumbass person by calling him "down" meaning that the person acts like he has down syndrome

hohol untermensch: Crimea is Ukrainian
Russian ubermensch: shut the fuck up, down, Crimea is ours, always has been and will be ours by the history, people's choice and rightfully and lawfully according to UN laws and your own constitution.

by Allahium January 22, 2022

Button Down Shirt Energy

Not quite as bad as "small dick energy," but sort of a middle ground. No swag, harmless, forgetable, sexually invisible, insecure men who wear button down shirts as general fashion have this kind of "energy." Sort of a beta male.

Susie: "I'm going on a date with Thad tonight."
Kara: "Why not go on a date with Brad?"
Susie: "Ew. He's got real button down shirt energy."

by CutiePatootiePie January 20, 2025

Dicked Down Syndrome

Temperamental shift in females caused by increased testosterone levels stemming from big dick driven polyamory and excessive sexual intercourse. Leads to a reduced ability to pair-bond and leads to a shift in sexual selection choices (from "preference seeking" to agreeableness and stability). Tell me that I'm fucking wrong though shit-brains.

Iam "Did we do one on Dicked Down Syndrome already?"

Hym "Hmm? No... I don't think so..."

Iam "Then how did predictive text know that 'ability to' would be followed by 'pair-bond'?"

Hym "Hahaha! Even the predictive text knows it's true!"

Iam "We must have used that line before..."

Hym "I'm surprised we haven't used 'big dick driven polyamory' until now. Seems like we've been sitting on that on for a while. Just like the $10 and hour whore! Bah dum tss! HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!"

Iam "I'm serious though. If only 3% of the population have 'dark triad traits' and we don't know why women are attracted to them; how for you account for the other 7-17% of men who are hyper-attractive to women?"

Hym "You account for it with big fat cocks. They're attracted to 'dtt' because sometimes people with 'dtt' have fat meaty dongers and your daughter loves it. Hahahaha!!!"

Iam "I mean isn't it strange that he never asks what the commonality is between the hyper-successful men with 'dtt' and those without?"

Hym "Remember how she started crying when we called her a $10 whore to her face? HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!"

by Hym Iam April 13, 2022

Down a lap

Slow... does not easily understand. Stupid. Refers to NASCAR being behind a lap = slow.

he's so stupid. Couldn't catch on at all. Ya, he's down a lap for sure.

by AMACNS March 26, 2017