Finger horn

Using your finger to get your feet into a pair of dress shoes, when the shoe horn is backwards and you are hammered drunk.

Derek was so hammed his shoe horn was back wards so he had to resort the the double finger horn

by Spenny for real February 26, 2012

Finger of god

When orgasm is achieved by simply touching the clit.

Me: Bro, I achieved 'Finger of God" last night. Instant orgasm!

by aidsmonkey696969 March 6, 2018

Uncle Finger

A game your uncle plays with you as a child when you sit on his lap and a mysterious finger enters your butthole but his hands are over your eyes.

"Dude I played Uncle Finger last night and something was totally there, it was so trippy."

by KleverJester October 10, 2018

Special Finger Painter

A person who paints works of art with their own crap usually a swastika and or someone who is mentally deficeint

"dude who is the special finger painter who made his masterpiece in the stall?"

by PlanesWalker October 28, 2012

finger energy

The physical energy expended from the creation and distribution of a text message.

That last text message was useless, I’m not sure why you even wasted the finger energy.

by Wartian Faction November 22, 2020

finger bled

When a pleb inserts his finger into another man's anus, and the tensing of his anal muscles causes blood loss in the pleb's finger.

Dude, we were trying some kinky shit yesterday and that pleb got some serious finger bled.

by lookatmymushrooms November 7, 2015

4 fingers for 2xvalxid

4 fingers for 2xvalxid is is appreciation towards 2xvalxid and prove they are one of the best tiktokers

Hey Megamind stick up 4 fingers for 2xvalxid

Megamind: do wha for who???
4 fingers for 2xvalxid is showing appreciation and that they are one of the best tiktokers
Megamind: oh okay bet *shows 4 fingers*

by 2xvalxid September 13, 2022