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Friend Group

A group that includes each of the following:
1- the dumb one
2- the short one
3- the mom
4- the smart one
5- and jock/fit one
-Or-
1- 3 people or more that all fall under either category 1 or 4
1- you're short
2- you're dumb
3- guys stop fighting
4- yeah, you know that kills brain cells
5- and the group vibe. hang on I have to run
*jogs away*
4- yeah I have math team, bye
3- no wait
4- sorry friend group
by CambodianCheese January 4, 2023
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Friends

Do you have friends?”
Wtf are friends bro?”
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SHITEATER FRIENDS

One who is great FRIENDS with a SHITEATER.

The SHITEATER FRIENDS.

FACES ON FECES confirms as well as ASSERTS the FRIENDSHIP.

SHITEATER who gets a FEEDER DATE.

A clean TOILET DATE as no clogged TOILETS but a genuine SHITEATER DATE.
SHITEATER FRIENDS are platonic and one of the person's only is a SHITEATER.

The SHIT in every TOILET is a WELL FORMED friendship of SHITEATER FRIENDS.

The SHITEATER knows their true SHITEATER FRIENDS because they are not phony guess work emotiCONS but true SMELLY COMPLEX FECES FACES.

SHITEATER FRIENDS are happy to help find the SHITEATER a FEEDER DATE but the SHITEATER must EAT ALL THE SHIT so his SHITEATER FRIENDS that referred them to the SHITEATER does not look bad.

If the SHITEATER FRIENDS present the SHITEATER with a TOILET date THEN SHIT for the SHITEATER COMES ALONE free and clear as well as when PICKED UP SMELLY AND WITH FECES FACES that are greeting the SHITEATER TO PAR TAKE in making love.
by ELON MONITORS April 20, 2021
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crow friend

A friend who gives items or gifts of little to no monetary value but the item is sentimental to them in some way as a symbol of friendship.
Kylie is my favorite crow friend. She always brings me back a rock or a shell whenever she travels.
by FireandRayne January 18, 2023
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Give ur male friends a hug day

U have to give ur male friends a hug as a sign of ur friendship
Girl: “can I hug u? Its give ur male Friends a hug day.”

Guy: “ I guess I have to, I mean it's a national day.”
by Mister ur dad June 9, 2023
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Make Friends

Billy: "I like to make friends."
Teacher:"wrong"
by Me.is.real December 28, 2021
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Friend Zone

A term used to stigmatize women for not having reciprocate feelings towards someone who is "into them". It is intended to make females feel bad for not liking someone in a romantic/sexual way.
This girl just left me in the Friend Zone. What a tight ass she is for not being attracted to each and every male human being she knows. And she DARES to think it is fine for us to only be friends? I can't believe I've been nice to her all this time and she isn't even gonna sleep with me.
by HeimdallTheGatekeeper February 11, 2018
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