the rulers of the universe
monkey are the rulers of the universe
by monkeyatherulersoftheuniverse December 1, 2020
Get the monkeymug. On May 24, 2012, a group of 3 teenagers went to the San Diego Zoo at 3:13 pm. The 3 young boys went to see the monkey exhibit and dared each other to do something extravagant than neither of them would do. 2 of the boys names Marcus and Dillan threw bits of hot dog bread at the monkeys, encouraging harassment of the apes. the final teenager named Carter, bought laxatives from the CVS Pharmacy before entering the Zoo for his mother. Carter thought it was a good idea to throw the laxatives at the monkeys because it would out-do Dillan and Marcus's idea. The monkey consuming the Laxatives in about 20 minutes had major diarrhea and the Zookeepers had to inform everybody to leave the exhibit. Before the residents could leave, the war began. The apes threw their fecal matter at the residents and brought chocolate rain amongst the people. The Zookeepers soon found out who caused this and banned the 3 boys involved in the mess. The reason most don't know about this is because it wasn't as important as say, somebody jumping into an exhibit, so it's all swept under the rug.
Thank you for coming to my ted talk (do not fact check this)
Thank you for coming to my ted talk (do not fact check this)
Guy: Hey bro, somebody just talked about The Great Monkey Incident on TikTok!
Bro: The Great Monkey Incident? what the hell is that?
Guy: well basically..........
Bro: The Great Monkey Incident? what the hell is that?
Guy: well basically..........
by Yung motha'fuckin Jimminy Neut September 18, 2021
Get the The Great Monkey Incidentmug. The good Old blood monkey is the sacred art of engaging in intercourse but with a slight twist startup in missionary and halfway through then when you're about to ejaculate jump up slit her stomach in half spilling her guts all over the bed jump onto her stomach and Splash the guts everywhere while peeing pooping and farting everywhere while making the sacred noises of the True Blood monkey when you have finished the ACT cut open her stomach and pour all the poo pee and blood into the stomach tyre knot ambitiously and most violently belt her corps with it this act should bring you to ejaculate and finally finish the Beautiful but old art of the blood monkey.
Should of seen it bro gave Mel the blood monkey it was great alot of mess to clean tho she won't leave now:/
by AGHHHHHHHH January 11, 2018
Get the Blood monkeymug. by on monkey April 5, 2024
Get the on monkeymug. 
by Arminkshipper July 9, 2024
Get the Monkey on her backmug. The brown bear (Ursus arctos) is a large bear species found across Eurasia and North America.13 In North America, the populations of brown bears are called grizzly bears, while the subspecies that inhabits the Kodiak Islands of Alaska is known as the Kodiak bear. It is one of the largest living terrestrial members of the order Carnivora, rivaled in size only by its closest relative, the polar bear (Ursus maritimus), which is much less variable in size and slightly bigger on average.45678 The brown bear's range includes parts of Russia, Central Asia, the Himalayas, China, Canada, the United States, Hokkaido, Scandinavia, Finland, the Balkans, the Picos de Europa and the Carpathian region (especially Romania), Iran, Anatolia, and the Caucasus.19 The brown bear is recognized as a national and state animal in several European countries.10
Max: Yo Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff do you see that monkey on that tree?
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: yeah you wanna throw it a banana?
Max: YEAH go to the guy over there and buy one!
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: but I don't like him, he was mean to me in pre school
Max: fine ill do it myself
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: ok
3 minuets later
Max: I HAVE AQUIRED BANANA.
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: throw it to the monkey.
Max: ok
*throws banana*
Monkey: ouch
Max: WTF
(THE MONKEY WAS WEARING A MONICAL AND A TOPHAT)
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: yeah you wanna throw it a banana?
Max: YEAH go to the guy over there and buy one!
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: but I don't like him, he was mean to me in pre school
Max: fine ill do it myself
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: ok
3 minuets later
Max: I HAVE AQUIRED BANANA.
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: throw it to the monkey.
Max: ok
*throws banana*
Monkey: ouch
Max: WTF
(THE MONKEY WAS WEARING A MONICAL AND A TOPHAT)
by average monkey enJoyer September 8, 2022
Get the Monkeymug.