by The monkey expert February 16, 2022
A thin black penis completely surrounded by a frizzly mane of pubic hair. The penis is usually unfindable except be its' owner, who frequently keeps it tucked near his nut sack so he can find it easily. Although the African Tunnel Monkey is not a measure of dick size, it is uncommon to find a normal sized lingum engulfed in pubic hair.
Last night I was looking to get my twat stuffed by this new guy, but when he pulled down his pants all I could see was this African Tunnel Monkey... so I friend-zoned him.
by dr. abel September 10, 2013
by BofaDeezNutsInYoMouth December 21, 2023
by The Momma that knows October 08, 2019
Titled to be after a wild KJ that is in their natural habitat. A state of KJ which is thoroughly cooked and baked to pure perfection. The top being the most blackest and crispiest. The bottom buns being the most softest, plump, and tastiest and darkest pieces to ever have been savored. The best state being in the oven cooked at 450 Degrees until it's Vantablack.
TT: "Dude would you like to have some Monkey Bread?"
Bii Bii: "It's too black for me, I think I'd rather eat cinnamon sticks"
TT: "Good point" -Throws Out Monkey Bread-
Bii Bii: "It's too black for me, I think I'd rather eat cinnamon sticks"
TT: "Good point" -Throws Out Monkey Bread-
by WetKat October 05, 2023
by handle123 November 23, 2019
An upcoming social learning platform for Entrepreneurs and professionals. If unemployment is Thanos, then Mentor Monkey is Avengers saving you from becoming dust in the corporate world.
Mentor Monkey is a very happening place you will always find communities discussing the corporate world and how to improve it. What makes Mentor Monkey special is, it represents human evolution and how one can evolve further with a correct mentor to conquer the world.
Mentor Monkey is a very happening place you will always find communities discussing the corporate world and how to improve it. What makes Mentor Monkey special is, it represents human evolution and how one can evolve further with a correct mentor to conquer the world.
by Good Grader November 24, 2021