Love At First Sight

When you fall in "love" after only glancing at someone.
See also lust.

Boy sees girl. Boy falls in like.

by Sabishii211 May 11, 2004

I love to tour

Seen on Michael Jackson’s home videos, it is a hilarious quote stating he “loved to tour” even though all of us fans know, it was a fat lie!

“I love to tour”

*everyone laughs*

by Michael Jackson’s wifey November 12, 2019

Horizontal love dance

A half-NSFW way of referring to sex.

See also: Horizontal tango

Troy: So why are U afraid of Ryan and Sharpay?

Kelsi: I walked on them doing the horizontal love dance and they pushed me out of a window...

by The_Anonymouse June 5, 2018

Love at first skype

When you fall in love with someone who's just in your contact list but never met in person, after conversation on on-line chats such as Skype.

Dude 1: Man, I really have a crush on this girl
Dude 2: What's her name?
Dude 1: Phoenix89, that's what she call herself on Skype
Dude 2: What? You never met her in person?
Dude 1: No, man, I'm telling you, it was love at first Skype.

by bouncie August 5, 2014

CapsLock Love Affair

When a user in a message board, instant message, chat room, or email uses nothing but capital letters. The said user often uses bad English and internet slang and is often looked down upon as a newb.

User1: OMGWTFBBQ. THIS IZ TEH SUX.
User2: What?
User1: LOLOCOPTER. MY UBER-OVERCLOCKD GAMERZ RIG IS HOTTTT.
User2: Stop having a capslock love affair you noob.

by Lee Savery February 9, 2009

folklore love triangle

The folklore love triangle is a romantic three way relationship between three fictional characters from taylor swifts eighth album, Folklore. The love triangle is prominent in the songs Betty, Cardigan, and August. The characters are Betty, the pretty and kind “popular” girl, James the skater dreamy love interest, and August the girl James cheated on Betty with in the ‘summer.’

Person: “What even is the folklore love triangle”
Swiftie: “This is my moment ..”

“Would you trust me if I told you it was just a summer thing.” -James in the song Betty

by 100%gleek May 1, 2022

Quivering Love Pudding

A sloppy, wet pussy ready for a few hours of non-stop dicking.

Her quivering love pudding was tight as a glove so I drove it full of D till she passed out.

by Eaton Holgoode January 13, 2018