winter lu’au

A sexual act combining the lu’au and skiing wherein the subject is spit-roasted by two men while giving two others handjobs.

Bro, you won’t believe this: me, Tony, Davey, and Marcus totally threw Steve a winter lu’au. He was so surprised when we all started fuckin’ him, it was awesome!

by Cum Patriot March 20, 2023

Winter Wallnuts

The inexplainable shrivelled shape a male scrotum achieves when subjected to freezing temperatures.

"It's so cold today, my bollocks have turned into Winter Wallnuts!"

by TheAlanFella November 5, 2008

white boy winter

a term to describe the act of pursuing a white male. usually acted upon by women of color (but could be anyone willing to date a white boy). could also be written as WBW.

“hey, are you ready for white boy winter?”

“im definitely ready for white boy winter”
“ #WBW”

by star.trouvaille November 28, 2023

Winter Eyeshadow

The act of having sex or giving oral in a warm place, because it’s cold out, and telling the cum-receiver to get down and close their eyes for a nice frosted look on their eyelids— ‘tis the season.

Bonus option: throw a little glitter on those lids while the cum is wet for some snaz.

About “Bonus option”: don’t actually do that, and make sure to avoid getting cum inside the eyes because it can burn and ought to be rinsed off.

I got my Winter Eyeshadow in the shower this morning when he blew his load directly onto my eyelids— it starts glossy but finishes matte!

by anonymous December 13, 2021

winters high school

a shitty high school in the middle of nowhere

Hey, have you heard of winters high school?
No, where the fuck is that?

by tisnotisaidthefly April 2, 2021

bill winters

the scummiest of scumbag attorney

the type of attorney who steals cases from his former boss by manipulating his secretary whom he is also sleeping with

an ambulance chaser

son stop being such a Bill Winters and running after that ambulance you might get hurt!

by misterfuntime1997 July 23, 2019

Winter

ARMAMENTAAAAA

Karina: "Who broke this?"
Giselle: "Winter was just playing around with her sword"
Ningning and Winter hiding: "Winter armamenterrrr"

by chaery August 29, 2022