Wheel Of Fornication

The act of having many men with erect penises in the same room. There is also one female laying over a bar stool nude. The object is to spin her and the guy she lands on gets to fuck her and the guy on the opposite side gets a blowjob.

Dude, those guys really ran a wheel of fornication on that hoe.

Yeah, it was like Vanna White turned into Taylor Rain.

by deprydation November 8, 2009

a rope tied around his wheelbarrow

A phrase used to describe a homosexual. When someone is said to have a 'a rope tied around his wheelbarrow' it is meant as a reference to the activities relating to their bedroom gymnastics.

It is best described from a starting point where, due to the way in which homosexuals utilise another persons anus, they can be described as 'uphill gardeners'. If someone gardens uphill they have a sloping allotment, which would require them to have 'a rope tied around their wheelbarrow'

The reason for using a convoluted description as this is to avoid embarrassment to those around you when putting a persons sexuality in question, some of whom may be of the same persuasion.

'Look at the way he walks, I bet hes got a rope tied around his wheelbarrow'

'Hes popular with the other blokes, definitely got a rope tied around his wheelbarrow'

'What, no girlfriend? Wheelbarrow mate!' (shortened)

by missadventure October 20, 2006

HAIFA WEHBEH

A fake charmouta that got plastic surgery a number to many times and wears to much makeup no talent no beauty totaly overated!

YOU ARE A HAIFA WEHBEH

you are a skanky charmouta that defines fake

by SallyandTina January 25, 2004

Wheelchair Girl

An obnoxious high school girl in a wheelchair who moves through the hallways slowly just to piss everyone off.

"Dude, I got stuck behind a Wheelchair Girl in the hall yesterday and missed the first two minutes of class!"

by Noz Dormuu December 19, 2008

wagon wheel

The act of drilling holes in a pumpkin around its circumference (at least five holes) and getting a group of guys to fornicate in the holes (thus, the penises being the spokes of the wagon wheel). Extra points are awarded for completing said activity while rolling down a hill.

Fellow A: "Man, Halloween was FUN last night."

Fellow B: "Yeah, especially when we stole the jack o' lantern and ran a wagon wheel on it."

Fellow A: "Don't tell my girlfriend. Please."

by B-Rice and C-Monstah November 20, 2007

Wendy Wheelchair

"Curb Your Enthusiasm Reference." Larry David saved this name on his phone for a female he was dating...she just so happened to be a paraplegic. Wendy Wheelchair was one of Larry's 2 handicapped lovers, the other being Denise Handicapped. He swore he had no idea that Denise was handicapped! As for Wendy he started dating her out of sympathy. Larry can't get enough of dem wheels.

Denise Handicapped: "Larry, who the fuck is in the closet?!?"

Larry: "Uhhhh Wendy Wheelchair???"

*soon after, Rosie O'Donnell chases Larry David off of a flight of stairs. RUHROOH!

by Amerijew June 16, 2011

Wheel

Someone who accompanies an active couple, like a wingman but not really, they absorb any awkward silences by being ripped on, made fun of or keeping the conversation going. Can also be used as a cover up when they don't want their parents to know what they are doing.

Damn, well maybe we can get someone else to wheel for him as a replacement.

by xExPliCiTx September 13, 2010