emo wankers

Any group of soulless assholes who indulge in the wearing of eye liner, listening to emo and believinhg themselves to be cool

Man, Gay Trew, Homo McLean, fguscliffe and Orgy Anus are all emo wankers.

by Burrett June 25, 2005

Wanker

1. A fan of prog music

2. One whos musical tastes differ from the pop-culture

3. Fast and Technical music.

Frank is such a Wanker, I swear he hates thing I like just to be non-conformist!

by Jase The Bass September 19, 2006

wanker

Someone at your place of work who makes it seem like they are correcting paperwork you submit, when what you are submitting already contains the "corrections" the wanker has suggested be adopted

(Penner, you are truly a wanker)

by Anonymous July 03, 2003

sub wanker

Someone who plays at being submissive. Not the real deal.

That bitch totally led me on, what a sub wanker!

by Master's toy April 26, 2007

tracksuit wanker

Lads who walk around in a full tracksuit thinking they're buff

boy: "yo i look kinda buff in this tracksuit still"
other: "ha, tracksuit wanker!"

by Iman;)) February 27, 2016

wanker's jaw

Closely related to wanker's claw, but involving the mouth instead of the hand; soreness of mouth due to an extended blow job.

I was totally going down on this guy when I developed a severe case of wanker's jaw.

by get off my lawn March 15, 2009

cheating wanker

See Rohan (7)

Lying, cheating, worthless scum of the Earth that hasn't had a shag in over a year cos' his dick is too infected.

Compulsive liar.
Stingy bastard.
Selfish gay prick.

Uuuuuuurgh look at that cheating wanker Rohan - gross!

Rohan tried it on with me and I puked up from the stench of that cheating wanker.

by saaaaaaaaaahgal January 20, 2008