cheating wanker

See Rohan (7)

Lying, cheating, worthless scum of the Earth that hasn't had a shag in over a year cos' his dick is too infected.

Compulsive liar.
Stingy bastard.
Selfish gay prick.

Uuuuuuurgh look at that cheating wanker Rohan - gross!

Rohan tried it on with me and I puked up from the stench of that cheating wanker.

by saaaaaaaaaahgal January 20, 2008

Spanker Wanker

someone who spanks thier dick to try and ejaculate

hey look at spanker wanker slapping his dick ha ha ha.

by juddah March 30, 2009

sub wanker

Someone who plays at being submissive. Not the real deal.

That bitch totally led me on, what a sub wanker!

by Master's toy May 6, 2007

Wanker chav

a chav that is such a rioting wanker that they can only be described as a degenrate wanker chav. the word "cunt" may also follow such an insult

oh looks at them rioting cunts, looting crisps from poundland, arghhh them wanker chavs fuck me right off.

by reece N from rommie August 19, 2011

tracksuit wanker

Lads who walk around in a full tracksuit thinking they're buff

boy: "yo i look kinda buff in this tracksuit still"
other: "ha, tracksuit wanker!"

by Iman;)) August 23, 2016

wanker's jaw

Closely related to wanker's claw, but involving the mouth instead of the hand; soreness of mouth due to an extended blow job.

I was totally going down on this guy when I developed a severe case of wanker's jaw.

by get off my lawn March 15, 2009

Car Wanker

Someone who, after passing their test, relishes in driving round, often making ridiculously short trips and irritating all those who are stuck on public transport.
Common among the student population, particularly sixth form.
Opposite of a bus wanker.

#1 "Where's Bob?"
#2 "Aw, he's driving over. Car wanker."

Car Wanker: "Awww you still get the bus? I drove over." *flashes keys in none-subtle way*

#1 "Sorry I'm late, stupid bus. Bloody freezing too...:("
Car Wanker: "Ahh yeah buses, I remember those. I got here ages ago, nice warm drive over..."

by Rawr xD September 10, 2010