Virginia Slimming

The act of pissing, but holding your skinny limp dong in between your index and middle finger, like you are smoking a Virginia slim.

I feel like Virginia slimming. My skinny dick is thin and long, it reminds me of a Virginia slim!

by Grandmashouse December 28, 2024

West Virginia slushy

A term which refers to the resulting cum from a threesome or one session of intercourse followed immediately by another, during which two people who are either closely or distantly related cum inside the third person.

Billy Bob (to his cousin Jim Bob): Let's go over to Linda Sue's and make a West Virginia slushy.

by Bigg Butts Don't Lie November 19, 2016

West Virginia

Mountain Mama

Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama

by LordAidan October 21, 2018

West Virginia

A SFW description of whiskey vagina or when a lady is too drunk for sex

I tried last night but got West Virginia by the wife

by pr0fes0rka0s November 27, 2021

West Virginia

Fallout 76 is based on this

Country roads take me home to the place that I belong West Virginia Mountain Mama!!! take me home country roads.

by BoyBoss555 January 22, 2019

West Virginia

A former Union state that fought against the Confederacy in the Civil War. Used to be part of Virginia. These days, Most of the state is actually pretty self-hating and votes Republican.

They are the biggest NASCAR fans in the nation and secretly regret fighting on the wrong side of the Confederate States.

This former Union supporting state probably has a lot of closeted KKK admirers. Not many black people live in West Virginia.

West Virginia is a bunch of self-hating hillbillies that wish they didn't fight against the CSA.

by Txorromorro February 17, 2025

West Virginia

It's one of the states in the U.S.A.

I will go to West Virginia for a vacation.

by Fuhrerian June 21, 2020