eternal virgin

a person damned to forever be a virgin, most likely a h4rdc0r3 1337 sp34k3r. or someone who spends 10+ hrs playing online and flaming other people.

p. 1: hey, what're ya doing?
p. 2: I'm playin some halo. been playing all today.
p. 1: you eternal virgin. i pity you.
* p. 1 has disconnected from the server.

by yrvijwsofhn April 9, 2010

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Dry Virgin

The name given to somebody who lost their dry virginity when they dry fucked or dry humped a girl in bed, but sadly haven’t made it that far to lose their actual virginity while in bed.

Friend 1: Yo, Ron is such a Dry Virgin, he only has dry humped a few chicks!
Friend 2: Stop talking about it , Barry!

by dgarretson530 February 16, 2019

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Being so much of a virgin, you contract virgin disease. This makes even others susceptible to becoming a virgin just by being near you.

It is said to have stemmed from the biggest virgin of them all, an Indian named Reece who likes to play S.T.A.L.K.E.R and Rising Storm 2: Vietnam

Philip: Man, you're such non-virgin Ethan!
Ethan: Thanks Genius Phil- What's that. Oh shit, that Indian man Reece. He has Virgin Disease. We better get out of here before we get Virgin Disease!

by ChadEthan May 12, 2021

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virgin trinity

When you take math, physics and chem HL in the IB.

Someone: What are your HLs?
Virgin: Uh I’m doing the virgin trinity.
No one: Nice choice bro!

by Man like Osler June 15, 2019

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Virgin Hoe

Virgin Hoe" is a girl who does very slutty things Like blowjobs, handjobs, make out. talking to older guys online, and reveling her body on social media. Except shes a virgin because she does everything except actual sex

Sandra is a virgin hoe

by Jestar July 10, 2019

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