turkish freckles

When your drinking and the first person that passes out you drop your pants and fart in his face. Except you accidentally shart, spraying his face with speckles of shit.

Dave passed out! Let's give him some Turkish Freckles!!

by MikeOxbig the Gladiator December 22, 2017

turkish swirl

A circle jerk while creating a whirlpool in a kiddie pool.

Those guys in the kiddie pool should totally start a turkish swirl.

by king rodney May 16, 2014

Turkish Puff

After a Cincinnati Cigarette, you put it into their ass and smoke it. After you finish smoking it, you nut on it to put it out, then use the ashes to draw on the girls tits

Yo that Cincinnati Cigarette was fire, bend over so I can hit a Turkish Puff

by Batholemew dinklebottom October 26, 2025

Turkish Delight

The Mediterranean version of a happy ending.

The only good thing about that massage was that she tipped ME with a Turkish delight.

by Blurrynomenclature January 10, 2017

Turkish twinky

The most glorious call of duty username known to man kind, he is better than any other player

Cole: man I wish I was as good as the Turkish twinky

Eric: me too

by Ohididntmeantohurtyourfeelings January 3, 2022

Sneaky Turkish

When you tell your girl let me just rub it on the lips, but things get a bit too slippery and now no one is a virgin anymore

Female 1: yeah we actually ended up having sex last night
Female 2: what how did that happen?

Female 3: he pulled a sneaky Turkish

by Shhhsorry January 14, 2024

turkish waterboarding

When a woman is straddling your face nose-deep and she squirts at the moment of orgasm and her legs give in.

What ensues will be an exciting 20 or so seconds where you see your life flash before your eyes and you imagine what your tombstone will read and the official cause of death will be listed as.

I heard Keith barely survived a Turkish waterboarding this past weekend.

by ConcupiscentPineapple December 7, 2023