plump turkey

a fat girl that has a big gut and orangutan tits that hangs low.

hey melanie,.....why do you like a plump turkey?

by firecrotch671 July 27, 2010

Turkey Stuffer

When a couple breaks up before attending college and then come home during Thanksgiving break to have sex.

Bro, I can't wait to go home and see Jenny! So stoked for the Turkey Stuffer!

by Clark 208 August 31, 2012

pardoning the turkey

a.) unintentionally satisfying the ridiculous demands of single-issue group
b.) fulfilling an obligation to look like a good person to your friends or the majority while simultaneously becoming worshipped by enemies or an ass-backwards minority

a.) By pardoning the turkey, the President enraptured PETA.
b.) Steve pardoned the turkey when he accidentaly invited his alcoholic ex-girfriend to the New Years party.

by Odin Tyrand December 4, 2009

Slicin Turkey

the act of doggie style sex; comes from the back and forth motion of slicin turkey

Dude I'd like to be slicin turkey with that one in HR, dude....

by don't cha love it October 9, 2005

Turkey Hair

When you spike your hair up in a flat circle, resembling a turkey's tail.

Look at that kid's turkey hair!

by BreezeFreezeLover December 22, 2008

Philadelphia turkey

A sexual fetish where you are either tied or tie someone up naked, wrists to knees, and cook them like a turkey. Of course pre heated to 350°

Me: want to come over for dinner? I've had Jessica doing the Philadelphia turkey since yesterday.

by TheFalconNose January 6, 2019

turkey tuck

A sexual act in which a man squats over a woman (or man) and said underling performs oral sex from under. In a position where the underling simulated the bobbing head of a turkey while their gagging mimics the gobble of a turkey and the dominant participant's Gentiles simulate the beak and wattle

I had her in a turkey tuck and gagging hard!

by Borxbor September 10, 2013