Turd Tug

The act of simultaneously taking a dump while tugging one out. A multitasking maneuver performed on he porcelain throne, combining relief with release.

"Bro, I was running late this morning so I pulled a full-on Turd Tug before work
- efficiency at its finest."

by Dirtay Dave September 19, 2025

San Juan Tug of war

San Juan Tug of war. When two dominant Puerto Rican males attach their prince Albert piercings together and begin tugging in a battle to prove ultimate male dominance .

Carlos and Jose are competing in the san juan tug of war for the affection of a new Señorita in the workplace, they winner will win the love of their new interest

by Produce bob October 18, 2025

Mississippi Mud Tug

Jerking off while pooping

“Kody has a Mississippi Mud Tug after dinner.”

by KennisisLakePrankster November 15, 2025

Tony Tug

when tony stank tugged it in the cave

tony stork tony tugged it in the cave

by tony stork December 3, 2025

Tampon Tug-of-War

When two women insert a tampon in their vagina and tie the strings together and play tug of war.

Shariah and Jane play Tampon Tug-of-war

by Bigblackon697 January 11, 2026

Tampon Tug-of-War

When two women insert tampons in their vagina and tie the tampon strings together and play tug of war.

Sarah and Jane played Tampon Tug-of-War

by Bigblackon697 January 11, 2026

dirty south rub n tug

Standing counter posed invert grippping partners package while wiggling a wondering thumb.

I should of known when I asked my adventurous partner for a handjob I'd get a dirty south rub n tug.

by K88land January 22, 2025